It's all true & happened to me.
Friday afternoon, I was filling in for a coworker at the players club. A
couple came up to the counter & asked about the club & then proceeded to ask to
sign up. I sent the
male to another club rep & I started to enter the info for the wife.
When I asked if she was married, she replied "what do you think that BASTARD
over there would answer?" I just smiled & thought she was joking around.
"He would say too damn long" she said to me. "We've been married 21 years"
she volunteered to me. I offered my congratulations. (By the way, the husband
looked to be about 75 years old, the wife about in her mid 50's.)
She then said to me, "Do you know why we've been married 21 years?"
Naturally I said "no I don't, but I'm about to find out"
She leans over on my counter, places both hands on the counter, makes a
snarling face & says in a loud enough voice to carry at least 10 feet........
"BECAUSE THE BASTARD WON'T DIE!!" "Do you know WHERE this BASTARD took me on
our 21st anniversary?" "He took me to HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN WASHINGTON,
DC......DURING HURRICANE ISABEL." "This is how this
^#%$@%*^)( treated me on our anniversary. She carried on quite a bit more &
finally left.
(I used caps where she raised her voice for emphasis)
Casino life is sooooo grand
CF