While we are all sharing I'll add the following:
WE have NEVER had:
-Anything above a full house in Pick 'em.
GAAK!
-A natural royal flush on DW
Double GAAAK!
-4 deuces on Loose Deuces
Ouch
-A sequential royal flush on one that matters or not
Me, too.
-Sequential ACES in Aces Bonus Poker
Me, too. Well, I shouldn't complain - I don't play that.
-A dealt royal flush
Just one.
-5 card discard royal flush (my wife did have one of those several years
ago.)
Me neither.
-More than 1 royal at a time on multi-line machines other than Spinpoker
-A first royal to ever attempt getting the second during a double pay on
second royal promotion
-4 aces on Super Aces (my wife has)
-More than $2 in actual cash on any paycheck cashing promotion
-Never had any scratch card in any promotion worth more than $10
-Never won anything in any drawing
-Never won 1st place in any slot or vp tourney (I think around 6th was
best ever)
We also never filled in a royal from a four card dealt royal this past
year on over 400 attempts. (We have done it many times in past years but
zero for 2002.)
Scott, this is just plain scary for this to happen to a knowledgeable local. How much do you play? Were you a mass-murderer in a previous life or something? If you don't play much, I can at least offer some encouragement in that:
1) I've endured a number of pathetic, mult-month, 300,000-hand funks. And then gone on ridiculous winning streaks. The main thing I've learned since moving to Vegas (three years ago) is that the game is even more volitile than I ever imagined.
2) My wife's luck was similar for her first couple of years, now she's as lucky as anybody else. Last month she got a Pick'Em royal, of all things. There is hope for us all.
On the other hand, at some point, regardless, all this bad luck has got to take the fun out of playing. How about a nice game of blackjack?
john
PS: Are you like me, and when you are losing, the person sitting NEXT to you wins like crazy? If so, where do you play and when? :^)