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Cute story Connie.
I heard Jackies' EHs story about 20 year's ago, but its still a cute one.
What I hate is those slimeballs on the strip that try and stuff the papers in your hand. They even do it when I'm walking with my wife!

Ned C.
The Wild Joker

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@y...>
wrote:

This reminds me of the story that my Excellent Husband loves to
tell. He says that, while he was waiting for me, in the lobby of

an

expensive hotel, a beautiful working girl approached him and asked
if he'd like to get together with her. When she quoted a price of
$200, he looked aghast. She asked what he usually paid, and he

said

$10.00. The hooker walked away in a huff. A little later, when
E.H. and I were walking together, across the lobby, the hooker
accosted him and said. "See what you get for $10.00"!!

Thank you for the fun story! I laughed out loud. (I also enjoyed
your trip report immensely, by the way.)

I have to tell my own Las Vegas hooker story. A couple years ago my
husband and I were staying at the Bellagio with another couple. (It
was a WagerWorks deal -- remember those?) Dan, the male half of the
other couple was sitting at the bar by himself when a hooker asked
him if he would care for some company in his room. Dan politely
declined, saying his pregnant wife was upstairs asleep. The hooker
was undeterred and offered a "ride" in a limo. Dan again refused and
tried his best to ignore her. Well, I guess it was a slow Monday
night at the Bellagio, because the hooker started talking about her
personal life, complaining about her boyfriend, how he didn't want to
cuddle, and on and on and on. Dan finally said, "Lady, if you keep
talking like that, you're going to have to pay ME!"

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, The Wild Joker <jokerswild1203@y...>
wrote:

            Cute story Connie.

I think so too, Connie. I also think that the

hooker should have paid for the pysch counseling received.

Babe

In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, The Wild Joker <jokerswild1203@y...>
wrote:

I heard Jackies' EHs story about 20 year's ago, but its still a
cute one..........

My E.H. always says that I have the wisdom of

centuries in my head. Actually, with inflation, the $10.00 should
become $50.00.

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What I hate is those slimeballs on the strip that try and stuff

the papers in your hand. They even do it when I'm walking with my
wife!

Ned C.
The Wild Joker

I know what you mean. They've tried to give them

to my EH also, when I was with him. I've considered hitting them
with my coin-laden purse.

Babe