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#1

Every comedians nightmare is to play for an audience of entirely Japanese
tourists. They think it's impolite to laugh at a joke. They lightly applaud
instead. If they don't get the joke at all then they stare at you like a school
of trout.

In a message dated 1/9/2008 9:43:03 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,
worksforthemoney@yahoo.com writes:

Who is Rob and why does every questionable character look like him??

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#2

Every comedians nightmare is to play for an audience of entirely

Japanese

tourists. They think it's impolite to laugh at a joke. They lightly

applaud

instead. If they don't get the joke at all then they stare at you

like a school

of trout.

It's time to come to terms that you simply aren't funny.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, DRAlNBRAMAGE@... wrote:

#3

Isn't it amazing how some people think they speak for everyone. This is
a couple of times now. It is beyond me how anyone would even think
about judging humor when it probably the most well know subjective
topic around.

Dick

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "xxxent" <xxxent@...> wrote:

It's time to come to terms that you simply aren't funny.

#4

Every comedians nightmare is to play for an audience of entirely

Japanese

tourists. They think it's impolite to laugh at a joke. They lightly

applaud

instead. If they don't get the joke at all then they stare at you

like a school

of trout.

xxxent <xxxent@yahoo.com> wrote in response to the above:
  
It's time to come to terms that you simply aren't funny.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, DRAlNBRAMAGE@... wrote:
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So, what exactly have you contributed lately? Any witty stories? Great plays? Useful comp information?
   
  Who appointed you judge of what is or isn't funny - or valuable for that matter? Don't like JT's stuff? Try the delete key. Works very well, then you can keep your bile to yourself. Lighten up man - life is too short......
   
  Jigger
  "Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"

  "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

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#5

Xxxent wrote to DB: It's time to come to terms that you simply aren't
funny.

       I find this interesting --- although not for the usual reasons.

   The administrator told us (largely because of these two) not to
call each other names. But here we have xxxent saying DB is NOT funny.
If he had said DB was unfunny, that would be violating the
administrator's ruling. But saying he was not funny, which is
tautologically equivalent, doesn't seem to violate this. Pretty clever!

Bob Dancer

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#6

Isn't it amazing how some people think they speak for everyone. This is
a couple of times now. It is beyond me how anyone would even think
about judging humor when it probably the most well know subjective
topic around.

Dick

---Not funny. :slight_smile:

Scot