There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine
in Vegas, and she arrived there just before a business
man coming to quench his thirst\.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the
machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection,
and out came a Diet Coke\. She placed it
on a counter next to the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a
dollar and inserted it in the machine\. Studying the
machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke
Classic and out came a Coke Classic
and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the
machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the
Mountain Dew button\. Out came a Mountain Dew\. She
placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke\.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the
business man, who'd been waiting patiently for
several minutes by then, spoke up\.
"Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?"
She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well Duh\!
Can't you see I'm still winning?"
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