And here is a quick shaggy dog story:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are chasing a bad guy, who has just run
around a corner and is out of their sight. They hear a door slam just as they turn
the corner, but don't know which door the suspect has gone through. Then
Holmes spots a doorway shaped like a yellow citrus fruit. "There Watson! He has
gone through there!" "Holmes, how do you know?" "A lemon entry, my dear
Watson!"
Hope EVERYONE is offended! :-))
Brian
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In a message dated 1/3/2005 8:15:38 AM Pacific Standard Time,
krallison416@aol.com writes:
In a message dated 1/3/2005 7:46:42 AM Pacific Standard Time,
bjaygold@aol.com writes:
Actually, this is a "Shaggy Dog Story." It involves a contrived story to
set
up the final (usually horrendous) pun(s).Brian
PS: Kicks are for Trids!
And this, I believe, is a pun: "I didn't want to sleep with my father but
he
incested." (Hope no one is offended).
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