Actually, this is a "Shaggy Dog Story." It involves a contrived story to set
up the final (usually horrendous) pun(s).
Brian
PS: Kicks are for Trids! 
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In a message dated 1/3/2005 7:31:12 AM Pacific Standard Time,
jackessiebabe@yahoo.com writes:
A man goes to the dentist for a new upper plate, since his has
corroded. The dentist asks about the man's recent diet. The man
responds that his diet is unchanged except that he's eating lots
more Hollandaise sauce, and now puts it on meat, fish, veggies,
toast etc. The dentist says that is the problem, because the lemon
juice in the sauce is corrosive, and that this time he will make the
plate out of chrome. "Why chrome?", queries the patient. To which
the dentist replies, "There's no plate like chrome for Hollandaise!"
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