seemingly molded in the intellectual image of Steve himself. But...
are you as tough as Steve?
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, jt417552@... wrote:
Why Chairman Babe, you are a splendid leader and shaker,
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Uh, I think so, but than I've never poked my elbow through a
$150,000,000 painting as I was showing it to the potential purchaser.
That might have made me wince just a tad.
Can you yell at blackjack dealers? Can you lower to 7/5, the
8/5 Bonus Poker progressive on opening day if it's hit?
No problem at all screeching at any BJ dealer that has the temerity
to question my authority!
As to lowering the payoff on 8/5BP, our highest pay schedule on BP
will be 5/4. I guess that we could downgrade that to 4/3, but that
might drive some of more knowledgable customers away.
....... so are you capable of disguising your voice and
making threatening calls to the seniors late at night in order to
get them to move?
I've already taken care of this problem. I've hired the ghost of my
late cousin, Benneth "LEW" Lie, the former CEO of End-run Corp. He
has just the right kind of eerie voice to scare them into an
immediate sale.
BTW, he is the "LEW" that LEW'S is named after. It is only right to
honor him in this way, since he left me the $100,000,000 that I will
use in this endeavor.
Some people might erroneously believe that I should return this
windfall to the cheated employees and investors of the now bankrupt
corp, but I'm not going to do it. LEW's is MUCH too important!
A few final thoughts before I permanently retire from this thread,
one step ahead of being ignominously bounced to FvpF.
1.) I tried to hire Harry as LEW's CFO. In a very long private post,
in which he explained in great detail, his mathematic calculations
proving that we have already sold 300% of the available stock, he
graciously declined. He also asked me whether I had ever seen "The
Producers". I haven't figured that one out yet.
2.) LEW's swimming pool will not only have fresh sewer water pumped
in every hour, but will also feature live Sharks. Not in a tank,
like the wimpy Golden Nugget, but right in the pool! So much more
exciting that way, don't you think?
3.) The ground breaking ceremony for LEW's will commence at Midnite,
on July 22, 2012. This is the most propitious time for this event
according to my Astrologer, Madame Zelda.
Anyone who wants to see a dime of their investment back prior to
2014, can just go fish! LOL! Just TRY to find me in 2014!
Signing off permanently (to the immense relief of many)
Chairman Babe