In a message dated 1/20/2007 6:17:47 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
jackessiebabe@yahoo.com writes:
That gives me another idea. Would you like to be the executive in
charge of hiring a Guru to give lessons to the non-AP ploppies? I
think it would be a coup to hire Bob to teach beginning and advanced
sessions in the proper strategy for SAHUDW. But I leave the details
in your capable hands.
Actually Bob hasn't spoken to me since I snapped a photo of him carrying out
two large plastic bags of take out food from Ellis Island. The photo was
posted briefly on the vpFREE site but the administrator took it down.
My talent really is in the entertainment area. I can get Steven Wright to
sign a ten year contract, two shows a night. Any players wanting comps would get
Wright. AP's would have to attend both shows in order to keep their AP
status.
Also, I would be good at naming the players club levels and rewards:
You're Really A LEW'ser Level: Ten one dollar bounceback coupons a month and
a slice of one pepperoni per slice pepperoni pizza
LEW'sor But Not Lost Level: Twenty one dollar bouncebacks and a hamburger
[replacement lower bun because the one served to you is soaked with grease 1000
club points extra]
Outback Circle LEW'ser Level: Twenty two dollar bouncebacks along with a
stern warning that you are being investigated as a possible AP. And that's not
all... All the food you can eat from the dumpster out back.
Inner Circle LEW'ser Level: Regular six month Trespassing citations and all
the cracked crab claws* you can eat. *The crab claws aren't cracked at all so
you'll provide entertainment for the other dinners when you try to eat them.
E Light Inner Circle LEW'ser Level: No pesty monthly mailer and regular
beatings in the Security room. Plus... mandatory attendance of least fifteen
Steven Wright shows a month. One hand clapping encouraged and thunderous laughing
mandatory during the Planetarium segment.
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