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XVP - New casino to compete with WYNN!

#1

All the recent discussion about and criticism of WYNN, in regard to
the recent downgrading of the formerly positive VP bank, has given me
an idea.

I think that interested members of vpFREE should form a syndicate to
erect a new casino, to compete for the business of all the APs who
will no longer patronize WYNN.

I suggest that the new casino be named "LEW'S". I even have a motto
for the new place. "Lose at WYNN'S or Win at LEW'S!"

I propose that LEW'S reflect a new dimension in elegance on the Strip.

The LEW'S buffet could feature food stations with authentic replicas
of McDonald's, Burger King, Wendys, and of course, Fat Burgers. Try to
find that gourmet selection at WYNN'S (without inspecting the carry-in
food sacks, that is.)

Every glamourous suite and room at LEW'S would feature indoor plumbing.
as well as a bed of some kind.

Best of all, the star of LEW'S Optimum VP inventory will be the new
IGT game, "SAHAU Deuces Wild". For those unfamiliar with this 94.5%
EV game, that stands for "Sure As Hell Are Ugly Deuces Wild".

Anyone that's interested in joining in this venture, please post
quickly, before all the ownership positions are sold out!

~Babe~ (Who is posting this to avoid doing the laundry!) (-:

#2

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@...>
wrote:

Anyone that's interested in joining in this venture, please post
quickly, before all the ownership positions are sold out!

~Babe~ (Who is posting this to avoid doing the laundry!) (-:

Babe,

   Sounds like you've seen the future and of course we all want to be
part of it.
  
   As a suggestion, for the "bored" to review ... the slot club could
have two tiers both with links to customers credit cards ..

   * one for AP's called GTC for (Guess The Comp) and would contain a
reverse comp for those with a greater than 98% return

   * the second called WDCD for (We Don't Care Dummy)where the
reverses apply to greater than 90% return as they won't notice until
the charge is applied to their credit card

   This seems to fit in with trends we've been seing and along with
your other concepts, is "ahead of the curve."

...Lavona

#3

Hi Lavonna,

I LIKE your style, girl! Would you be willing to accept the post of
Marketing Director? With your ideas, I do believe that we'll be
able to squeeze the last thin dime out of any sucker that crosses
the LEW'S threshold. Who else would dare offer 5/4DDB?
~Babe~

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In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Lavona Rann" <lrann2@...> wrote:

Sounds like you've seen the future and of course we all want to be
part of it.

As a suggestion, for the "bored" to review ... the slot club could
have two tiers both with links to customers credit cards ..

* one for AP's called GTC for (Guess The Comp) and would contain a
reverse comp for those with a greater than 98% return

* the second called WDCD for (We Don't Care Dummy)where the
reverses apply to greater than 90% return as they won't notice until
the charge is applied to their credit card..........
...Lavona

#4

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@...>
wrote:

I LIKE your style, girl! Would you be willing to accept the post of
Marketing Director? With your ideas, I do believe that we'll be
able to squeeze the last thin dime out of any sucker that crosses
the LEW'S threshold. Who else would dare offer 5/4DDB?
~Babe~

Babe ... sounds like a deal ... assuming it doesn't cost me too much.
Reverse Comps are one thing, reverse salary yet another.

Another question. Since the JT Optimum Level machines will have to be
at the optimum for the game 5/4 DDB, I'm wondering what the others will
be set at? I can envision, handouts for shows at the convention center
with "Get the Shaft at LEWS" with a big picture of JT in front of those
optimum pay machines and the subtitle, pays x% more than other SAHUDW.

...Lavona

#5

...and don't forget the free Geritol...that will work better than offering free shrimp cocktail !

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----- Original Message ----- From: "Lavona Rann" <lrann2@earthlink.net>
To: <vpFREE@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2007 6:05 PM
Subject: [vpFREE] Re: XVP - New casino to compete with WYNN!

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jackessiebabe" <jackessiebabe@...>
wrote:

Anyone that's interested in joining in this venture, please post
quickly, before all the ownership positions are sold out!

~Babe~ (Who is posting this to avoid doing the laundry!) (-: