George Phillips, of Meridian, Mississippi, noticed theives were in his
backyard shed stealing things. He called the cops.
"Are they in your house?" the cop said.
"No" said George.
"All patrols are busy. We'll respond when we get the time."
George hung up, waited about a half minute then called back.
"I just called about theives in my shed. You don't have to worry
anymore, I just shot them,"
A couple minutes later 6 squad cars, a SWAT teaam, helicopter, 2 fire
trucks, paramedics and an ambulance showed up and caught the theives
red-handed.
"I thought you said you shot them" a cop said.
"I thought you said you were busy" George said.