Perhaps you could arrange to meet someone in a car wash?
"Strapped to the hood of the Sedan de Ville (big hood!), the romantically
inclined, but germy couple tried to wait patiently while being wetted down,
soaped, and rinsed. But after incurring second degree burns from the hot water,
and numerous abrasions from the spinning brushes, they found themselves no
longer in the mood, and decided to sue the car wash owner instead."
Oh, well. It seemed like a good idea...
Brian (Exiting, Stage Right, to go play video poker, germs be damned!)
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In a message dated 11/17/2005 8:43:43 AM Pacific Standard Time,
BANDSTAND54@AOL.COM writes:
the groin
area is warm, sweaty, and therefore a major breeding place for germs
This may give one pause to spontaneous lovemaking...sorry I could not help
saying that.
Dirty Old Man Grumpy
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