The First Day
A glowering Steve Wynn enters the board room.
"Where's my slot director, Jimmy?"
Jimmy The Weasel Crapachino enters with a fixed
smile. "Hi Steve. I'm right here... err... did you
hear the..."
"Yes. Somebody hit the quarter 8/5 Bonus
progressive. "
"We.. we changed it to 7/5 Steve. If it's hit again
we'll take away the progressive and replace the meter
with "Have A Wynn Day" or something."
Steve sinks his head deeply in his hands and
mumbles, "I mean I spent almost as much to build this
hotel as it cost Vegas to build the Monorail and look!
It's falling apart already.
Ste.. Steve. Hey this is just an opening day
glitch. Don't worry. We'll smooth it out. Remember how
we got the seniors out of World Wide for you? They
were tough...
"That took too long. You can't intimidate old
people with 3am phone calls. They have nothing to live
for."
"Right Steve. Hey we'll do better. What if we
reduce the cash back to .1%?
"Steve moves to the window and stares at Mount
Charleston. "How soon can I sell this dump? I envision
a new better hotel... over there... on that mountain."
All heads turn to the window.
And so it goes.
JT
···
--- jwon7878@cs.com wrote:
The .25 8/5 bonus progressive was there the day
before opening but was there
tonight it is now 7/5.
There is no shortage of 9/6 jacks dollar and above.
I also saw 9/6 jacks in
1.00 triple five and ten play.
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