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worst vpplayer ever

This could be a fun thread!

A few months ago at Rampart, a woman was playing nickel 5-play Quick Quads
next to me. She was dealt a Quick Quad (which the machine loudly
announced), something like 52535, proceeds to hold just the three "real" fives, and
of course ends up with all trips. Darn those tight machines, can't hit a
quad even if it deals you one! :slight_smile:

Brian

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In a message dated 7/17/2009 1:31:40 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
jpawloski@gmail.com writes:

Worst player by far was witnessed by me at the Reno Tahoe airport, at the
Vista Bar, about a month and a half ago. She was playing deuces on the
horrible, horrible paytables, and she was dealt something like 7222J with
no
straight flush. She held all 5.

On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 12:09 PM, <misscraps@aol.com> wrote:

I am on NCL Norweigan Pearl at the moment.? I will be posting a long

report

on it next week since I know a number of u have gotten NCL cruise
certificates from Harrahs.

Fortunately for me I hit a royal on first day and still have $2500 of

money

which I have given to hubby so $ really will make it home with me!? On

bad

8/5 DDB.? Paytables are bad here as u might imagine.

World's dumbest player sat next to me with boyfriend.? They discussed
strategy a little playing JB and I tried to give a few tips for holding
cards, like hold high cards, hold pairs, hold 4 straight - this after

seeing

girl hold JQK of different suits and throw away 10, then watched her

ditch A

to hold a 7 6 suited.?Next held a single 6.? Young lady didnt want any
advice so I shut up til I saw her hold 23466 ---I said - that isnt a
straight - you just held nothing.....

She replied -? "I'm just having fun!"? As she pumped another 5 quarters

in.

"Just toss the coins up into the air and watch people come running for
them..." that would be just as profitable, and lots of fun,"......[but of
course I jjust thought that and didn't really reply.]

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Subject: Re: [vpFREE] worst vpplayer ever

This could be a fun thread!

A few months ago at Rampart, a woman was playing nickel 5-play Quick Quads
next to me. She was dealt a Quick Quad (which the machine loudly
announced), something like 52535, proceeds to hold just the three "real"
fives, and
of course ends up with all trips. Darn those tight machines, can't hit a
quad even if it deals you one! :slight_smile:

Brian

==========================================

In a message dated 7/17/2009 1:31:40 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
jpawloski@gmail. <mailto:jpawloski%40gmail.com> com writes:

Worst player by far was witnessed by me at the Reno Tahoe airport, at the
Vista Bar, about a month and a half ago. She was playing deuces on the
horrible, horrible paytables, and she was dealt something like 7222J with
no
straight flush. She held all 5.

On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 12:09 PM, <misscraps@aol. <mailto:misscraps%40aol.com> com> wrote:

I am on NCL Norweigan Pearl at the moment.? I will be posting a long

report

on it next week since I know a number of u have gotten NCL cruise
certificates from Harrahs.

Fortunately for me I hit a royal on first day and still have $2500 of

money

which I have given to hubby so $ really will make it home with me!? On

bad

8/5 DDB.? Paytables are bad here as u might imagine.

World's dumbest player sat next to me with boyfriend.? They discussed
strategy a little playing JB and I tried to give a few tips for holding
cards, like hold high cards, hold pairs, hold 4 straight - this after

seeing

girl hold JQK of different suits and throw away 10, then watched her

ditch A

to hold a 7 6 suited.?Next held a single 6.? Young lady didnt want any
advice so I shut up til I saw her hold 23466 ---I said - that isnt a
straight - you just held nothing.....

She replied -? "I'm just having fun!"? As she pumped another 5 quarters

in.

"Just toss the coins up into the air and watch people come running for
them..." that would be just as profitable, and lots of fun,"......[but of
course I jjust thought that and didn't really reply.]

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