Every couple of months the wife drags me to the VP wasteland of Meet-Me-At-Foxwoods-----Fox-Woods.
I play nickel single coin VP while grabbing free booze waiting for her to go belly up on the idiot slots.
The nickel Deuces Wild paytable is 5, 10, 15, 20, 20, 40, 50, 100, 1000, 1500. The machines were packed-some playing 20 coins a spin!
Yikes. That's a 94.86% game for those following at home.
The "good news" is that the low paytable results in a game with a 12.14 variance so I lost a grand total of $2 slow playing one nickel a time for 3 hours while I threw 4 very good and strong Manhattans (with bitters-thank you bartender) down my gullet.
At least $25 of booze for $6-$2 in losses and $4 in tips.
That's what-a 400+% EV?
Dancer, eat your heart out.
Worst Deuces in the World? at Meet-Me-At-Foxwoods-----Fox-Woods
I like it!!!
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To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
From: melbedewy1226@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 3 Jul 2010 14:29:21 +0000
Subject: [vpFREE] Worst Deuces in the World? at Meet-Me-At-Foxwoods-----Fox-Woods
Every couple of months the wife drags me to the VP wasteland of Meet-Me-At-Foxwoods-----Fox-Woods.
I play nickel single coin VP while grabbing free booze waiting for her to go belly up on the idiot slots.
The nickel Deuces Wild paytable is 5, 10, 15, 20, 20, 40, 50, 100, 1000, 1500. The machines were packed-some playing 20 coins a spin!
Yikes. That's a 94.86% game for those following at home.
The "good news" is that the low paytable results in a game with a 12.14 variance so I lost a grand total of $2 slow playing one nickel a time for 3 hours while I threw 4 very good and strong Manhattans (with bitters-thank you bartender) down my gullet.
At least $25 of booze for $6-$2 in losses and $4 in tips.
That's what-a 400+% EV?
Dancer, eat your heart out.
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The musical chair skeeve play, works a lot better with NO outlay of coins.
a. track a waitress as she comes down an isle, plant your self at a spot 30 seconds to 1 minute away from TOA
b. put in a ticket for $10 , but dont play
c. order your drink , best top shelf booze you can
d. continue not playing , but act like you do once in a while
e. collect drink, stiff waitress or ask if they have change of $100 ( note, this works 99% of the time - they will say thats ok sir )
f. enjoy drink, cash out , repeat a-e with another isle and different waitress...
lol - this really works, I have a pal that hates gambling but loves to drink !
It works all the time in the high limit room at the HRH. I sit down, load a 100 bill in machine, and within seconds a waitress will appear. I order champagne and within minutes I'm drinking high end booze before dinner. Since I'm a regular, I do tip and take a few sips before walking over to my restaurant of choice.
I also do this before I head up to my room for the night. The only difference is I get a water also.
james thompson
former HRH casino monitor
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To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
From: tomflush@nyc.rr.com
Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2010 12:08:58 -0400
Subject: Re: [vpFREE] Worst Deuces in the World? at Meet-Me-At-Foxwoods-----Fox-Woods
The musical chair skeeve play, works a lot better with NO outlay of coins.
a. track a waitress as she comes down an isle, plant your self at a spot 30
seconds to 1 minute away from TOA
b. put in a ticket for $10 , but dont play
c. order your drink , best top shelf booze you can
d. continue not playing , but act like you do once in a while
e. collect drink, stiff waitress or ask if they have change of $100 ( note,
this works 99% of the time - they will say thats ok sir )
f. enjoy drink, cash out , repeat a-e with another isle and different
waitress...
lol - this really works, I have a pal that hates gambling but loves to drink
!
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unless you cash out the bill you loaded, sounds like $100 + tip per drink
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, James Thompson <jamesgthompson@...> wrote:
It works all the time in the high limit room at the HRH. I sit down, load a 100 bill in machine, and within seconds a waitress will appear. I order champagne and within minutes I'm drinking high end booze before dinner. Since I'm a regular, I do tip and take a few sips before walking over to my restaurant of choice.
I also do this before I head up to my room for the night. The only difference is I get a water also.james thompson
former HRH casino monitorTo: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
From: tomflush@...
Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2010 12:08:58 -0400
Subject: Re: [vpFREE] Worst Deuces in the World? at Meet-Me-At-Foxwoods-----Fox-WoodsThe musical chair skeeve play, works a lot better with NO outlay of coins.
a. track a waitress as she comes down an isle, plant your self at a spot 30
seconds to 1 minute away from TOA
b. put in a ticket for $10 , but dont play
c. order your drink , best top shelf booze you can
d. continue not playing , but act like you do once in a while
e. collect drink, stiff waitress or ask if they have change of $100 ( note,
this works 99% of the time - they will say thats ok sir )
f. enjoy drink, cash out , repeat a-e with another isle and different
waitress...
lol - this really works, I have a pal that hates gambling but loves to drink
!
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You may need to refer your friend to rehab. Sounds like a drinking problem.
Some commentary on tipping: http://www.cocktaildoll.com/tippingtips.htm
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "tomflush" <tomflush@...> wrote:
The musical chair skeeve play, works a lot better with NO outlay of coins.
...order your drink , best top shelf booze you can
...collect drink, stiff waitress or ask if they have change of $100 ( note,
this works 99% of the time - they will say thats ok sir )
f. enjoy drink, cash out , repeat a-e with another isle and different
waitress...
lol - this really works, I have a pal that hates gambling but loves to drink
!
Some commentary on tipping:
http://www.cocktaildoll.com/tippingtips.htm
That's like getting advice on water safety from a shark.
Cogno
Ha, Ha-I've pulled this off many times also. Just loiter around the dollar slots. I keep a few dollar bills in my hand so she knows she will get a tip-I do not stiff them.
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "tomflush" <tomflush@...> wrote:
The musical chair skeeve play, works a lot better with NO outlay of coins.
a. track a waitress as she comes down an isle, plant your self at a spot 30
seconds to 1 minute away from TOA
b. put in a ticket for $10 , but dont play
c. order your drink , best top shelf booze you can
d. continue not playing , but act like you do once in a while
e. collect drink, stiff waitress or ask if they have change of $100 ( note,
this works 99% of the time - they will say thats ok sir )
f. enjoy drink, cash out , repeat a-e with another isle and different
waitress...lol - this really works, I have a pal that hates gambling but loves to drink
!
LOL - Talking a break from work and enjoying the laugh.
I cheer stiffing the casino -- just not the cocktail girl. A variation is playing the penny slots one penny, one line 
My kids figured that one out on their own.
More funny stuff: http://www.cocktaildoll.com/whoorderswhat.htm
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Cogno Scienti" <cognoscienti@...> wrote:
> Some commentary on tipping:
> http://www.cocktaildoll.com/tippingtips.htmThat's like getting advice on water safety from a shark.
Cogno
Very classy.
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com,
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To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
From: tomflush@...
Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2010 12:08:58 -0400
The musical chair skeeve play, works a lot better with NO outlay of coins.a. track a waitress as she comes down an isle, plant your self at a spot 30
seconds to 1 minute away from TOA
b. put in a ticket for $10 , but dont play
c. order your drink , best top shelf booze you can
d. continue not playing , but act like you do once in a while
e. collect drink, stiff waitress or ask if they have change of $100 ( note,
this works 99% of the time - they will say thats ok sir )
f. enjoy drink, cash out , repeat a-e with another isle and different
waitress...
lol - this really works, I have a pal that hates gambling but loves to drink
!