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WHOOPS! I Guess MickeyCrimm's Hitting The Sauce Again!!

#1

If anyone can't understand what I mean when I'm constantly talking
about how deeply the lack of a real and meaningful life affects so
many of these "advantage players" who's lives are absolutely and
unforgivingly controlled by the video poker machines, then you're
invited to take a refresher course by reading what mickey wrote below
on one of his earlier binges.

Not only did he portray a slobbering, apologetic fool---his "I'm
unsubscribing to all vpFREE groups" also displays what a liar he is.
But I think I get it: Guzzle the booze, read posts and mark off the
ones that really irritate, then after several moments of projectile
vomiting, create lies and incoherent comments which likely give the
same intermittent satisfaction that the vp machines do to any addict.

Too bad mickeyboy--as I sit here in comfort with everything I've
always wanted and while I'm surrounded by a loving and caring family,
you have such a wretched life that only a loner could love. I can
only say this: SHOW ME MORE!!!!

Love;
Rob Argentino
Oh....The pen name (not "anonymous") is Singer. I'm sorry you did so
poorly in school.

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From: "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@...>

I was drunk when I made this post. I don't even remember making it.
I'm unsubscribing to all vpFREE groups. For some reason I can no
longer control myself when making posts, especially if I've been
drinking. Consequently, I must unsubscribe.

I apologize to Mr. Argentino for the drunken threats. Trust me, Rob,
I really do apologize. This was absolutely stupid of me. Like I
said, I can't control myself when on the internet anymore. So I'm
through. The best of luck to all of you vpFREE'ers and even you,
Rob. Goodbye.

#2

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "robsinger1111"
<robsinger1111@...> wrote:

If anyone can't understand what I mean when I'm constantly talking
about how deeply the lack of a real and meaningful life affects so
many of these "advantage players" who's lives are absolutely and
unforgivingly controlled by the video poker machines, then you're
invited to take a refresher course by reading what mickey wrote

below

on one of his earlier binges.

Not only did he portray a slobbering, apologetic fool---his "I'm
unsubscribing to all vpFREE groups" also displays what a liar he

is.

But I think I get it: Guzzle the booze, read posts and mark off

the

ones that really irritate, then after several moments of projectile
vomiting, create lies and incoherent comments which likely give the
same intermittent satisfaction that the vp machines do to any

addict.

Too bad mickeyboy--as I sit here in comfort with everything I've
always wanted and while I'm surrounded by a loving and caring

family,

you have such a wretched life that only a loner could love. I can
only say this: SHOW ME MORE!!!!

Love;
Rob Argentino
Oh....The pen name (not "anonymous") is Singer. I'm sorry you did

so

poorly in school.

Once a malignant narcissist always a malignant narcissist, right
Slobbie Dinger? It's a real shame you suffer such low self esteem
that you have to try to rub it off on someone else. But that's what
you malignant narcissists do, isn't it, Slobbie?

You never told anyone your real name until others exposed you. You
were and are a fake. You are so easy to fool that you fell for that
post, like the idiot you are. The post was designed to get myself
off of vpFREE and quit exposing my plays. I'm not talking about
exposing my plays to you, Slobbie, as you are too brain dead to
exploit them. But the vpFREEers aren't brain dead.

Now here is the play that you say I am a slave too. I'll give you
some payback percentages. The game comes in at 114.5%. Let me break
it down for you as you are too stupid to do it yourself.

Five Aces................ 1.07%
Royal Flush.............. 1.88%
Five of a Kind........... 2.27%
Joker Royal.............. 2.01%
Four Natural Aces........ 5.00% progressive with 1% meter
Straight Flush........... 2.80%
Natural Aces Full........ 20.61% progressive with 1% meter
Four of a Kind........... 19.23%
Full House............... 13.51%
Flush.................... 10.03%
Straight................. 11.01%
Three of a Kind.......... 12.53%
Two Pair................. 10.55%

And guess what,Slobbie, I'm only betting 50 cents per hand. That's
right, Dinger. I would bet more but the game isn't available at a
higher denom. Now you could take the Five Aces, the Royal Flush, the
Five of a Kind and the Joker Royal clean off the paytable and I would
still have them for 7%. Are you getting the picture, Slobbie?

And I must admit, I do slave away at this game to the tune of 100
hours per month. Which leaves me with only a little more than 600
hours a month for leisure time. I've got to quit working so hard.

Now, let's see, 1100 hands per hour times 50 cents times 14.5% times
100 hours comes out to about $8000 a month. Oh well, I'll just have
to make do with that.

I know a guy like you who claims to have been in the C.I.A. They
take very good care of him at the mental institution. I feel for
your family. They must all belong to Maligant Narcissistalon. Get
help, Robbie.

#3

HAHAHA!! From a slobbering, weenie apologist to a whining, insecure,
gambling addict forced to print mounds of meaningless vp nonsense to
help cover your obviously humiliated tracks. Can I ask for permission
to LAUGH at a disturbed, drunken loner such as you?!! Hahahahaha!!!

(Please stay down and at least save what little dignity you have
remaining.....)

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@...>
wrote:

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "robsinger1111"
<robsinger1111@> wrote:
>
> If anyone can't understand what I mean when I'm constantly

talking

> about how deeply the lack of a real and meaningful life affects

so

> many of these "advantage players" who's lives are absolutely and
> unforgivingly controlled by the video poker machines, then you're
> invited to take a refresher course by reading what mickey wrote
below
> on one of his earlier binges.
>
> Not only did he portray a slobbering, apologetic fool---his "I'm
> unsubscribing to all vpFREE groups" also displays what a liar he
is.
> But I think I get it: Guzzle the booze, read posts and mark off
the
> ones that really irritate, then after several moments of

projectile

> vomiting, create lies and incoherent comments which likely give

the

> same intermittent satisfaction that the vp machines do to any
addict.
>
> Too bad mickeyboy--as I sit here in comfort with everything I've
> always wanted and while I'm surrounded by a loving and caring
family,
> you have such a wretched life that only a loner could love. I can
> only say this: SHOW ME MORE!!!!
>
> Love;
> Rob Argentino
> Oh....The pen name (not "anonymous") is Singer. I'm sorry you did
so
> poorly in school.
>
Once a malignant narcissist always a malignant narcissist, right
Slobbie Dinger? It's a real shame you suffer such low self esteem
that you have to try to rub it off on someone else. But that's

what

you malignant narcissists do, isn't it, Slobbie?

You never told anyone your real name until others exposed you. You
were and are a fake. You are so easy to fool that you fell for

that

post, like the idiot you are. The post was designed to get myself
off of vpFREE and quit exposing my plays. I'm not talking about
exposing my plays to you, Slobbie, as you are too brain dead to
exploit them. But the vpFREEers aren't brain dead.

Now here is the play that you say I am a slave too. I'll give you
some payback percentages. The game comes in at 114.5%. Let me

break

it down for you as you are too stupid to do it yourself.

Five Aces................ 1.07%
Royal Flush.............. 1.88%
Five of a Kind........... 2.27%
Joker Royal.............. 2.01%
Four Natural Aces........ 5.00% progressive with 1% meter
Straight Flush........... 2.80%
Natural Aces Full........ 20.61% progressive with 1% meter
Four of a Kind........... 19.23%
Full House............... 13.51%
Flush.................... 10.03%
Straight................. 11.01%
Three of a Kind.......... 12.53%
Two Pair................. 10.55%

And guess what,Slobbie, I'm only betting 50 cents per hand. That's
right, Dinger. I would bet more but the game isn't available at a
higher denom. Now you could take the Five Aces, the Royal Flush,

the

Five of a Kind and the Joker Royal clean off the paytable and I

would

still have them for 7%. Are you getting the picture, Slobbie?

And I must admit, I do slave away at this game to the tune of 100
hours per month. Which leaves me with only a little more than 600
hours a month for leisure time. I've got to quit working so hard.

Now, let's see, 1100 hands per hour times 50 cents times 14.5%

times

100 hours comes out to about $8000 a month. Oh well, I'll just

have

···

to make do with that.

I know a guy like you who claims to have been in the C.I.A. They
take very good care of him at the mental institution. I feel for
your family. They must all belong to Maligant Narcissistalon. Get
help, Robbie.

#4

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "robsinger1111"
<robsinger1111@...> wrote:

HAHAHA!! From a slobbering, weenie apologist to a whining,

insecure,

gambling addict forced to print mounds of meaningless vp nonsense

to

help cover your obviously humiliated tracks. Can I ask for

permission

to LAUGH at a disturbed, drunken loner such as you?!! Hahahahaha!!!

(Please stay down and at least save what little dignity you have
remaining.....)

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@>
wrote:
>
> --- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "robsinger1111"
> <robsinger1111@> wrote:
> >
> > If anyone can't understand what I mean when I'm constantly
talking
> > about how deeply the lack of a real and meaningful life affects
so
> > many of these "advantage players" who's lives are absolutely

and

> > unforgivingly controlled by the video poker machines, then

you're

> > invited to take a refresher course by reading what mickey wrote
> below
> > on one of his earlier binges.
> >
> > Not only did he portray a slobbering, apologetic fool---

his "I'm

> > unsubscribing to all vpFREE groups" also displays what a liar

he

> is.
> > But I think I get it: Guzzle the booze, read posts and mark

off

> the
> > ones that really irritate, then after several moments of
projectile
> > vomiting, create lies and incoherent comments which likely give
the
> > same intermittent satisfaction that the vp machines do to any
> addict.
> >
> > Too bad mickeyboy--as I sit here in comfort with everything

I've

> > always wanted and while I'm surrounded by a loving and caring
> family,
> > you have such a wretched life that only a loner could love. I

can

> > only say this: SHOW ME MORE!!!!
> >
> > Love;
> > Rob Argentino
> > Oh....The pen name (not "anonymous") is Singer. I'm sorry you

did

> so
> > poorly in school.
> >
> Once a malignant narcissist always a malignant narcissist, right
> Slobbie Dinger? It's a real shame you suffer such low self

esteem

> that you have to try to rub it off on someone else. But that's
what
> you malignant narcissists do, isn't it, Slobbie?
>
> You never told anyone your real name until others exposed you.

You

> were and are a fake. You are so easy to fool that you fell for
that
> post, like the idiot you are. The post was designed to get

myself

> off of vpFREE and quit exposing my plays. I'm not talking about
> exposing my plays to you, Slobbie, as you are too brain dead to
> exploit them. But the vpFREEers aren't brain dead.
>
> Now here is the play that you say I am a slave too. I'll give you
> some payback percentages. The game comes in at 114.5%. Let me
break
> it down for you as you are too stupid to do it yourself.
>
> Five Aces................ 1.07%
> Royal Flush.............. 1.88%
> Five of a Kind........... 2.27%
> Joker Royal.............. 2.01%
> Four Natural Aces........ 5.00% progressive with 1% meter
> Straight Flush........... 2.80%
> Natural Aces Full........ 20.61% progressive with 1% meter
> Four of a Kind........... 19.23%
> Full House............... 13.51%
> Flush.................... 10.03%
> Straight................. 11.01%
> Three of a Kind.......... 12.53%
> Two Pair................. 10.55%
>
> And guess what,Slobbie, I'm only betting 50 cents per hand.

That's

> right, Dinger. I would bet more but the game isn't available at

a

> higher denom. Now you could take the Five Aces, the Royal Flush,
the
> Five of a Kind and the Joker Royal clean off the paytable and I
would
> still have them for 7%. Are you getting the picture, Slobbie?
>
> And I must admit, I do slave away at this game to the tune of 100
> hours per month. Which leaves me with only a little more than

600

> hours a month for leisure time. I've got to quit working so

hard.

>
> Now, let's see, 1100 hands per hour times 50 cents times 14.5%
times
> 100 hours comes out to about $8000 a month. Oh well, I'll just
have
> to make do with that.
>
> I know a guy like you who claims to have been in the C.I.A. They
> take very good care of him at the mental institution. I feel for
> your family. They must all belong to Maligant Narcissistalon.

Get

> help, Robbie.
>

Slobbie Dinger, the malignant narcissist. Would you care to make
your views known on malignant narcissism, Slobbie? Make a post on
the disease, please. Have you ever admitted that the disease exists
on the planet earth. Give us your take on malignant narcissism,
Robbie. Show us you are not a coward and can post on the subject.

I have narcissistic tendenceies, Robbie. I'm not afraid to admit
it. I like to show off. But you are a scared little rabbit,
Slobbie. You want to show off but you don't have anything to show
off. Because you are a loser. You were born a loser, you lived your
life as a loser and you will die a loser.

#5

Since no one else will post any strategy up here, I gues I will. Richard, this is the game I played for a year and a half.

The game is called Jackpot Aces. It's a Joker game. This is what the payscale looked like:

Five Aces................1600
RF....................... 800
5K....................... 250
4 Natural Aces............300 with 1% progressive meter
JR....................... 200
Naural Aces Full..........200 with 1% progressive meter
SF........................ 50
4K........................ 25
FH........................ 9
FL........................ 5
ST........................ 4
3K........................ 1
2P........................ 1

This is the payback percentage for each hand:

Five Aces................ 1.07%
Royal Flush.............. 1.88%
Five of a Kind........... 2.27%
Joker Royal.............. 2.01%
Four Natural Aces........ 5.00% with 1% progressive meter
Straight Flush........... 2.80%
Natural Aces Full........ 20.61% with 1% progressive meter
Four of a Kind........... 19.23%
Full House............... 13.51%
Flush.................... 10.03%
Straight................. 11.01%
Three of a Kind.......... 12.53%
Two Pair................. 10.55%

This game has a theoretical of 112.5% plus 2% worth of meters for a total of 114.5%. I could only bet 50 cents per hand on this play. That's right, 50 cents per hand. But at 1000 hands per hour it has an hourly rate of $72. And I was running only $500 per hour in action.

Why would a casino put in a game like this. Well they didn't do it on purpose. There are about 500 machines in Montana with this game on it. I found a "technicians error" on a couple dozen machines around Montana. The Aces Full Meter was not supposed to start at 200 for one. It was supposed to start at 20 for one--which would put the game in the low nineties percentagewise.

Lucky for me none of the video poker players up here knew what a big mistake it was. It's just not possible for even a novice to lose money on this play in the long term, because it's not possible for them to make over 14.5% worth of mistakes.

You could take the Five Aces, Royal Flush, Five of a Kind, and the Joker Royal clean off the payscale and it's still a 7% edge. Only a blind video poker player could lose on this play.

The slot techs followed me all aruond the State of Montana correcting their boo boo's. But only after I slaughtered all the casinos involved. It took them a year and a half to find all the machines involved.

#6

Correction: There were 5000 machines with the game on it, not 500. But I found the mistake on only a couple dozen.

···

--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "mickeycrimm" <mickeycrimm@...> wrote:

Since no one else will post any strategy up here, I gues I will. Richard, this is the game I played for a year and a half.

The game is called Jackpot Aces. It's a Joker game. This is what the payscale looked like:

Five Aces................1600
RF....................... 800
5K....................... 250
4 Natural Aces............300 with 1% progressive meter
JR....................... 200
Naural Aces Full..........200 with 1% progressive meter
SF........................ 50
4K........................ 25
FH........................ 9
FL........................ 5
ST........................ 4
3K........................ 1
2P........................ 1

This is the payback percentage for each hand:

Five Aces................ 1.07%
Royal Flush.............. 1.88%
Five of a Kind........... 2.27%
Joker Royal.............. 2.01%
Four Natural Aces........ 5.00% with 1% progressive meter
Straight Flush........... 2.80%
Natural Aces Full........ 20.61% with 1% progressive meter
Four of a Kind........... 19.23%
Full House............... 13.51%
Flush.................... 10.03%
Straight................. 11.01%
Three of a Kind.......... 12.53%
Two Pair................. 10.55%

This game has a theoretical of 112.5% plus 2% worth of meters for a total of 114.5%. I could only bet 50 cents per hand on this play. That's right, 50 cents per hand. But at 1000 hands per hour it has an hourly rate of $72. And I was running only $500 per hour in action.

Why would a casino put in a game like this. Well they didn't do it on purpose. There are about 500 machines in Montana with this game on it. I found a "technicians error" on a couple dozen machines around Montana. The Aces Full Meter was not supposed to start at 200 for one. It was supposed to start at 20 for one--which would put the game in the low nineties percentagewise.

Lucky for me none of the video poker players up here knew what a big mistake it was. It's just not possible for even a novice to lose money on this play in the long term, because it's not possible for them to make over 14.5% worth of mistakes.

You could take the Five Aces, Royal Flush, Five of a Kind, and the Joker Royal clean off the payscale and it's still a 7% edge. Only a blind video poker player could lose on this play.

The slot techs followed me all aruond the State of Montana correcting their boo boo's. But only after I slaughtered all the casinos involved. It took them a year and a half to find all the machines involved.