I am continually suspicious when a given casino destroys 99% of its
decent games, but keeps one or two banks of "100% PAYBACK" alive.
What would be the logic? Either you hate positive VP (Coast) or you
don't (Fiestas). Other than as a lame excuse to continue to trumpet
that you offer "fullpay video poker" in your advertising, why even
bother? Or so I asked myself...
Twice last week I ran $100 through that lonely little group of FPDW
at Sunset. In each case the $100 was VACUUMED. I had several 15+ hand
losing streaks. The first time, I was $55 down before I got my first
four of a kind.
Arizona Chuckie's W: Four hours of quadless play on $ 10/7 DB yields
an $800 loss.
GVR: Five players, all playing fairly swiftly, play the .25 "Optimum
Play" FPDW from 12-5 PM straight without anyone hitting deuces or a
royal. Total losses exceed $1500. They return for five more hours of
play after dinner. The only difference in the result is that
aggregate losses are only $1300.
There have been a number of plays like this in the last month or so;
if in a casino which offers mostly crap, then the results have been
horrible even when playing so-called "good" machines. And yes, I KNOW-
--DON'T BOTHER TO POINT IT OUT---that the sample sizes in the events
described above, BY THEMSELVES, do not yield significant data. BUT--
and here is the crux of the problem--can we, as individuals,
accumulate a decent sample size to draw a valid conclusion about our
results? Especially without risking tens of thousands of dollars?
I'd like to hear other peoples' results on plays on "Islands in a Sea
of Dreck" machines.
(AND YES, VIRGINIA, I AM implying that payback percentages can be and
are altered on a regular basis. If you disagree with this, fine; but
let's not argue that point right now. Documented instances of casino
tampering with VP and slot machines number in the thousands. It
follows that undocumented (i.e., not caught) instances number in the
quadrillions (given the effectiveness of Gaming Control in catching
casino cheating, i.e. 100,000,000,000 to one odds of a conviction in
any particular case).
(except on quads of course!)