Reasons to join a slot club?
Thanks
CF
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What Are your Top 10.........
Reasons to join a slot club?
Thanks
CF
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Cardfather@A... wrote:
VP PAPPY'S 10 TOP REASONS FOR JOINING A SLOT CLUB
1. You get one of those nifty plastic card thingees to use as a
keychain, necklace or an instant lottery ticket scraper.
2. You get to slide that plastic card thingee into the slots of
various machines which almost always brings to mind thoughts of a
sexual nature.
3. You get to pester the slot hosts with unreasonable demands for
things you don't deserve or really need.
4. You get to increase the size of you body enjoying all the
gourmet foods at the buffets and restaurants.
5. You get free t-shirts that show the casino's logo letting
people know that you are probably a compulsive gambler.
6. You get other gifts with the casino's logo on them to give to
your relatives so that people think that conpulsive gambling runs in
the family.
7. You get invites to parties where you continue putting more food
and alcohol into your already, ever expanding body.
8. You get free money in the form of cash backs so that you can
gamble longer and continue the pattern of consuming free food and
drinks with practically no exercise that will eventually lead to
obesity related health problems.
9. Casino personnel will now know you by your real name and no
longer have to refer to you as "Sucker Number 590337."
10. You now belong to a club where all the employees seem to be
genuinely
concerned about you financial status and are more than happy to
direct you to machines that will assist you if you should ever run
out of money.
Lil plastic spring keeps me on my stool @ 0h 4 dark thirty! CD-
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- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Cardfather@A... wrote:
Reasons to join a slot club?
Thanks
CF[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
Imo, this would make a good poll question(with multiple possible
answers provided, letting us "vote" for our top 10).