C'mon little dicky. Wake up and get with it! Let's have some more of
those famous RGM facts that'll set your record straight just so you can
live with yourself another day. Gimmee some more material! There'll be
plenty of time to feed your addiction afterwards. You know the
Silverton's got a 103%er going on just for promo-chasers like you! Over
100% means it CAN'T LOSE! Same with the Hard Rock - or won't the missus
let you in there unless you promise not to stare at the fishnets??
After all, playing video poker "at an edge" isn't 'gambling' is it, and
lusty thoughts are your only remaining vice! Nonetheless, you can
always shake off your frustrations with a brutal workout at the
beautiful Sam's Town bowling alleys with all the other local
degenerates who grace the place.
WAKE UP, LITTLE DICKY, WAKE UP do do da de do da de