Listening to the song "In the Jailhouse Now" it occured to me that,
with some minor tweaks, it could serve as VP's themesong ... not that
we need one! Anyway, these are the first two verses. Only the last
line in each verse is changed. I hope most of you know the melody.
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I had a friend named Ramblin' Bob
Who used to steal gamble and rob
He thought he was the smartest guy in town
But I found out last Monday
That Bob got locked up Sunday
They've got him in the jailhouse way down town
He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
I told him once or twice quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
He's playing VP now
Yodel...
He played a game called poker pinoccle with Dan Yoker
But shooting dice was his greatest game
Now he's downtown in jail ... nobody to go his bail
The judge done said that he refused a fine
He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
I told him once or twice quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
He's playing VP now
Yodel...