"Video poker is an intimate dance shared between you and the
machine."
--VP Pappy
"In order to beat a computer, you must become one yourself."
--VP Pappy
"All work and no pay makes Jack's or Better a dull game."
--VP Pappy
"Courage? I'll tell you what courage is. It's throwing away a pat
$225 full house on a five dollar vp machine, to go for the four aces."
--VP Pappy
Good luck to all. --VP Pappy
"I gamble, therefore I am." --VP Pappy