"Common sense tells you that living in Las Vegas is not the same
as living in Omaha."
--Pete Early
"Las Vegas is like a chrome hubcap on an old car. It does not
really fit, but it looks nice."
--Barney Vinson
"The one phrase you'll never hear used to describe Las Vegas
is "understated elegance."
--Barry Meadow
"After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here five
years."
--Hunter S. Thompson
"Those of you considering a move to Vegas should heed this
warning. Life has greater demands than Lady Luck, our unofficial
mascot and muse, but her siren song is as brief as it is
irresistible."
--Adam Fine
"All roads lead to Vegas."
--VP Pappy