"I Didn't Become A Millionaire By Overtipping"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33834
"Want to know what spending money gets you? I'll tell you: less money!"
FHIW: I tip 0.1%, max $20 only at casinos where I am a regular. When
I won the $9977 casino wide jackpot, I gave $100 because the jackpot
was free.
My friend and I are sitting at the pool in front of a bunch of chicks
and he says to me....Stu are you still looking for work?
I reply...Oh you know, off and on...it is pretty tough out there.
My friend..I know how that goes...did you try the University?
Yea..I reply..even the Biology Dept.
My friend...how bout across town?
I reply..yea..I even went into the Zoo...
My friend...any luck?
I reply...well they offered me a pretty good job..
My friend..oh yea? Doing what?
I reply...Circumsizing elephants...
My friend....Circumsizing elephants...wow!! How much does that pay???
I reply...Oh...pay is minimum wage...but the Tips...are Big!!!