(Well, forty-six, if you're drawing one card, but bear with me)
Here's two VP events, and our names for those events; perhaps you
can think of something better:
In each case you are drawing one to a royal.
THE NINE-F***
You catch the suited 9 instead of the 10/J/Q/K/A you wanted. The
only time this hurts less than normal is if you're drawing to KQJ10,
and you're playing JOB or DB; then, at least you get 250 coins.
Otherwsie, all you get is a flush and a boost to the ol' blood
pressure.
WRONG FLAVOR
You need the heart Queen; you get the diamond Queen. You need the
spade Ace; you get the club Ace. Et cetera. The worst part is the
little jolt of electricity you get when the card comes up, just
before you realize that the card isn't...quite...right.....
We used to call it "wrong suit", but that didn't convey the essence
of the experience, somehow. So: I hate strawberry soda (bear with
me), and one day I picked up a cold bottle of something red, and
took a long swig, thinking it was fruit punch, and gag! ptoo!--straw
berry soda! So we've assigned flavors to the cards:
Spade: Licorice
Heart: Fruit Punch
Diamond: Strawberry
Club: Black Cherry
So now if while you're playing VP, you hear someone telling his
friend in a disgusted tone that after he "got nine-f***ed twice"
then got the "wrong flavor" (and that's why he has just put his fist
through the screen), you'll know what he's talking about.