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The Unbelievable Secret

Sitting at home I was thinking one day
of finding a machine that was ready to pay!

I thought of the choices that lay before me
And pondered them all for two minutes or three.

At last a streak of brilliance arose and I
began to assess the implied risk it imposed.

I counted my bankroll over and over again and determined
the damage if the results were “No Win”.

Could I attempt to survive on all that was left after playing the
game that I could play best?

Would the meager remainder of my stash that I’d saved
be enough to support me for the rest of my days?

These were the questions that permeated my brain and finding
the answers produced quite a strain.

And then I remembered a fellow I’d met, someone who played and
had seldom regret.

He had told me sincerely of a place he would go to prepare to take
risks between too high and too low.

He had told me he’d found information galore, of best places to play and those to ignore.

He blurted out variances, percentages and EV….my head began nodding as
he helped me believe.

By now I was drooling to find out how he knew, all of this information that to me was
brand new.

He leaned ever so gently, his lips pressed to my ear and said it is so simple, so easy
my dear.

I gasped with excitement with chills down my spine, was it the secret he held or
his looks so divine.

My heart was now pounding and my head started spinning with visions of cash and the
excitement of winning.

I attempted to speak, I attempted to utter……three simple words but only could stutter….

T T T Tell me more, T T Tell me more..... was he hearing me ask?

It was then he revealed his unbelievable story…..no blood, no guts, but plenty of glory.

He had been playing for years with no hope of success and was ready to quit to give up his great quest.

When one day at home on the net he was cruising, looking for advice to find
ways to stop losing.

He saw sites of big thinking and sites of equations, sites of predictions and sites of
translations.

While all of these seemed to be provide truth and claims which were oozing they did
nothing at all to stop the persistence of losing.

I then held my breath and my body was quivering, because now I could tell he was
prepared for delivering.

The information was ready, the air would be clear….the one simple secret was ever so
near.

It was then with relief he delivered his bomb…..he began
winning when he joined VPfree@yahoo.com

The sun is now setting and Vegas lights are a shining…..my purse is all loaded in my car I am driving.

The place I am going the place I did chose. The place best for me where I hope I won’t lose?

That information will be available for Dick, Mary and Tom…..all they need do is join VPfree@yahoo.com

Best of luck to all!! Kathy and Chuck

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Kathy & Chuck wrote:

Sitting at home I was thinking one day
of finding a machine that was ready to pay!

Thanks for the chuckle! (Ever given a thought to penning a "Night
Before Royal-mas"?)

- H.

You just had to do it, didn't you, Harry! You knew that I'd
rise to take the bait.

With heartfelt apologies to Kathy and Chuck, who have earned
the title of VP Poet Laureates Of Las Vegas, I offer:

"The Night Before Royal-mas".

Twas the night before Royal-mas, and all through the casino;
In Atlantic City, Las Vegas, Laughlin and especially in Reno.
All the Suits and the slot people were geared for hand pays,
While the casino bosses stood around looking quite dazed!

It seems that Old St. Nick's present to players this year,
Was going to be very much better than a keg or two of beer!
Each player smart enough to have a player's card inserted,
Would receive FIVE times the royal flush payoff, was asserted.

So every VP machine was reserved for all of the long night,
Resulting in cursing, yelling, hairpulling and even a fight!
But as Christmas Eve waned and Santa departed til next year,
Each player who had been lucky, did a dance and gave a cheer!

                      ~The End~

No, I am not giving up my day job to become a pro poet! {{O;

~Babe~

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In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Harry Porter" wrote:

Kathy & Chuck wrote: Sitting at home I was thinking one day
of finding a machine that was ready to pay!

Thanks for the chuckle! (Ever given a thought to penning a
"Night Before Royal-mas"?)
- H.