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Terribles record...jacked up royals

#1

In a message dated 4/27/06 6:48:26 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
djmcosmo@yahoo.com writes:

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In other words, you had to play a crummy paytable game in order to
qualify for the "double royal" promotion.
Something to ponder: why don't more "low-pay" games offer a royal
flush beyond 800 for 1? I know that 6/5 JOB used to, but most
other "low pay" games don't seem to offer a bigger jackpot
to "compensate" for the reduced paytable. Replies appreciated.

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99% games ( 9/7/5 DB, 8/5 Bonus, 15/9 Illini Deuces) are not that bad if you
can add 2% for a double royal.

(Ballpark figures)

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The Regency in Laughlin, that dumpy casino between Flamingo and EW does a
promo. Your second royal within 72 hours pays double-same denomination.

Trouble is-no slot club, no rooms to give away, best game 15/9 Illini deuces.
I guess they do feed you in the "Tropical Cow" coffee shop and they do a 125
COD too. So how many hands do you need to play for 100% return, if wild card
games count for 125 coin CODs? (Please don't try to figure it out, much
better plays in Laughlin)

BS

P.S. If you do make it to the Regency, please have a look at the worst IGT
VP in Laughlin. How about some 6/5/4 DB in comfy slant-tops?

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#2

The Regency in Laughlin, that dumpy casino between Flamingo and EW

does a

promo. Your second royal within 72 hours pays double-same

denomination.

Trouble is-no slot club, no rooms to give away, best game 15/9

Illini deuces.

I guess they do feed you in the "Tropical Cow" coffee shop and

they do a 125

COD too. So how many hands do you need to play for 100% return, if

wild card

games count for 125 coin CODs? (Please don't try to figure it out,

much

better plays in Laughlin)

BS

P.S. If you do make it to the Regency, please have a look at the

worst IGT

VP in Laughlin. How about some 6/5/4 DB in comfy slant-tops?

I once dated a nice lady who was a bartender/cocktail waitress at the
Regency. They threw me out for advising her not to play video poker
there. She would blow all of her tips playing sucker dollar VP,
betting one or two coins at a time. Of course, she didn't want to
get involved in the dispute so the honeymoon was over on that romance
rather quickly.

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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, GRAYTLEEGRAY@... wrote:

#3

mickeycrimm <mickeycrimm@yahoo.com> wrote: I once dated a nice lady who was a bartender/cocktail waitress at the
Regency. They threw me out for advising her not to play video poker
there. She would blow all of her tips playing sucker dollar VP,
betting one or two coins at a time. Of course, she didn't want to
get involved in the dispute so the honeymoon was over on that romance
rather quickly.

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  ouch! she threw you over for the Regency? That musta hurt......(-;
   
  Jigger

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#4

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Jigger Woodruff <bayfieldkent@...>
wrote:

mickeycrimm <mickeycrimm@...> wrote: I once dated a nice lady who

was a bartender/cocktail waitress at the

Regency. They threw me out for advising her not to play video poker
there. She would blow all of her tips playing sucker dollar VP,
betting one or two coins at a time. Of course, she didn't want to
get involved in the dispute so the honeymoon was over on that romance
rather quickly.
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  ouch! she threw you over for the Regency? That musta hurt......(-;
   
  Jigger

Yes , it stung. But, even though I really liked her, I was kind of looking for
a way out myself. She was 30 yers old and gorgeous and had a 5 year old
kid. I walked into the bar on the backside, down by the riverwalk, one day
and there she was bartending. The guys were pretty deep at the bar.
That place didn't get any business until she showed up. I had just enough
booze in me to talk myself to the front of that line. But after I got there I
didn't know what to do. I just couldn't see myself living in Bullhead City,
stacking boxes at the warehouse and raising a kid. I left town to give her a
shot at finding someone who would do that for her. The dispute at the
Regency was just the excuse I needed for my exit.

#5

mickeycrimm <mickeycrimm@yahoo.com> wrote: --- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Jigger Woodruff <bayfieldkent@...>
wrote:

mickeycrimm <mickeycrimm@...> wrote: I once dated a nice lady who

was a bartender/cocktail waitress at the

Regency. They threw me out for advising her not to play video poker
there. She would blow all of her tips playing sucker dollar VP,
betting one or two coins at a time. Of course, she didn't want to
get involved in the dispute so the honeymoon was over on that romance
rather quickly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  ouch! she threw you over for the Regency? That musta hurt......(-;
   
  Jigger

Yes , it stung. . . . . . .The dispute at the Regency was just the excuse I needed for my exit.

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You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
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