In a message dated 1/15/2007 10:24:31 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
misscraps@aol.com writes:
You have to go in person to show you are over 65. Then you
purchase as many as you need each month by sending a check and stamped
envelope by
mail.
Which is where? The Dept of aging. That's great!
Karen
A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the
bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers
are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!"
The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"
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