fevduzer@aol.com wrote:
Hi, Third request,.
Time to dust off my favorite post:
How to unsubscribe
First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an
Unsubscribing Kit. Then follow these directions. The
kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type.
Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B
can be used. When operating System A, depress lever
and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed
through the slot immediately underneath. When you
have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection
marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver-
coloured ring one inch below the connection point
until you feel it lock.
The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is
activated by the small switch on the lip. When
securing, twist the ring back to its initial
condition, so that the two orange lines meet.
Disconnect.
Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum
receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue
button.
The controls for System B are located on the opposite
side.
The red release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into
position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by
pressing the blue manual release button. The opening
is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the
green button, which simultaneously activates the
evaporator and returns the Cin-Eliminator to its
storage position.
You may log off if the green exit light is on over the
evaporator. If the red light is illuminated, one of
the Cin-Eliminator requirements has not been properly
implemented.
Press the "List Guy" call button on the right of the
evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his
control panel.
To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all
your
clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro
slippers
located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the
shower,taking the entire kit with you. On the control
panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a
"Shower seal" button.
Press to activate. A green light will then be
illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob,
select the desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub
activation lever. Bathe normally.
The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three
minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" override
switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave,
press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door
will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro
slippers and place them in their container.
If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the
indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull
forward by rings A & B. The knob to the left, just
below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium
or high. For normal use, the medium setting is
suggested.
After these settings have been made, you can activate
the device by switching to the "ON" position the
clearly marked red switch. If during the unsubscribing
operation you wish to change the settings, place the
"manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position.
You may now make the change and repeat the
cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may log
off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.
Please note, Kalifornia based ISPs are no longer
permitted to send out Unsubscribing Kits (UK) with the
dalkron unsubscriber.
There was an incident last summer in Compton (Southern
Kalifornia,of course) where some gang bangers got a
hold of a *modified* dalkron unit and were doing drive
by unsubscribings.
This incident has spurred the introduction of House
Bill AB7888 which will in effect prohibit the
dispensing of any dalkron unsubscribers manufactured
after April 1st, 2002, AND require registration of
dalkron unsubscribers manufactured prior to that
date by January 1, 2003 (I got around that by snipping
the brown wire).
If the owner of a dalkron unsubscriber chooses not to
register it ($50 fee and fingerprinting) they have
until midnight December 31, 2002 to either turn it in
to law enforcement, or dispose of it out of state.
Penalties for failure to do so range from fines and
probation to a 3 year prison term if a repeat
offender.
The State Office of Computer Resources (search Google
with "Gray Davis" and "Oracle" and "campaign
contributions") currently suggest the use of an
*approved* AC powered Ultrasonic Unsubscriber made by
Oracle. This of course costs lots more than the
dalkron units, and are only "single use" items.
Unfortunately due to the large amounts of UUs being
discarded and winding up in land fills across the
state, there are numerous reports of birth defects,
illness leading to death due to groundwater
contamination associated with the UUs. The Office of
the Governor has given Oracle 10 years to phase out
these UU units so that they may recapture their
research and development costs.
Another pubic service announcement.
Read the BOTTOM OF THIS EMAIL for instructions on how
to unsub.
