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Suggested ad copy for Dancer's Penalty Cards:

#1

1) Ad copy - "Can add an INCREDIBLE one penny per hour for a quarter
vp player."

* - Manufacturer's disclaimer - Provided you play a minimum of 800
hands per hour, spend hundreds of hours practicing, can memorize
dozens of insanely complex strategies, and make zero errors.

2) Testimonial - Harry Porter - "Can't stop resonating."

3) Testimonial - Eddy Zorg - "I put in several hundred hours of
prep, and boy is it paying off. Played 12 hours and have an extra
eight cents. Let me tell you somthin' - just two more cents and I'll
have a dime".

4) Testimonial - Harry Porter - "I'm so glad I discovered that the
more insanely complex a task is, the easier it is and the faster it
is to perform."

5) Rob Singer - "Bob Dancer is the real deal. (In the same way that
I am)".

6) Igor Schreck - "I purchased all 9 of Dancer's video poker cards
for $50. I feel it's a great investment. I come to Vegas 3 times a
year, playing 25 cent vp, and put in about 24 hours each trip.
At one cent extra earn per hour, the cards will pay for them
themselves. In 69.44 years!

6) Harry Porter - "Still resonating".

#2

1) Ad copy - "Can add an INCREDIBLE one penny per hour for a
quarter vp player."
* - Manufacturer's disclaimer - Provided you play a minimum of 800
hands per hour, spend hundreds of hours practicing, can memorize
dozens of insanely complex strategies, and make zero errors.

Maybe you should read my articles more often. I regularly ridicule
that nonsense in exactly the same manner you just did.

5) Rob Singer - "Bob Dancer is the real deal. (In the same way that
I am)".

I'm your "real deal" when it comes to profiting from video poker--
that's for sure. Dancer is the "real deal" when it comes to being a
successful vp entrepreneur--no doubt about it, and he accordingly
plays at levels beyond the reach of his recent famous-named critics.
The reason Paymar, Hughes, Scott, math geeks, etc. etc. are so
envious of him is because they actually buy into the phantom-
bucks/optimal-play/advantage-play/inflate-the-value-of-all-your-comps
BS that these people are misled into believing make a successful
video poker player---yet Bob D. is the master of creating a
perception of success with all this that these folks have no other
choice but to accept. They make their livings from the SALE of such
perceptions.

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--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jw776655" <jw776655@y...> wrote:

#3

While I think you're being too hard on the admin in some of your
other posts I will admit this is funny -- I mean spit my coffee out
funny. How's about more of this wit and less of the hard core name
calling.

1) Ad copy - "Can add an INCREDIBLE one penny per hour for a

quarter

vp player."

* - Manufacturer's disclaimer - Provided you play a minimum of 800
hands per hour, spend hundreds of hours practicing, can memorize
dozens of insanely complex strategies, and make zero errors.

2) Testimonial - Harry Porter - "Can't stop resonating."

3) Testimonial - Eddy Zorg - "I put in several hundred hours of
prep, and boy is it paying off. Played 12 hours and have an extra
eight cents. Let me tell you somthin' - just two more cents and

I'll

have a dime".

4) Testimonial - Harry Porter - "I'm so glad I discovered that the
more insanely complex a task is, the easier it is and the faster

it

is to perform."

5) Rob Singer - "Bob Dancer is the real deal. (In the same way

that

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--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "jw776655" <jw776655@y...> wrote:

I am)".

6) Igor Schreck - "I purchased all 9 of Dancer's video poker cards
for $50. I feel it's a great investment. I come to Vegas 3 times a
year, playing 25 cent vp, and put in about 24 hours each trip.
At one cent extra earn per hour, the cards will pay for them
themselves. In 69.44 years!

6) Harry Porter - "Still resonating".