This one has been flying around town at supersonic speeds. It has been
revealed that the real reason that the king of pop, one Mr. Michael Jackson,
was in town here recently, not to film a video as was widely reported, but
to finalize details of a new joint venture with STN Corp.. Construction on
this new hotel, casino, and amusement park will begin in March of '04 in the
far northwest corner of the valley at the intersection of Heiny Way and
Pudlick Blvd., and will be named Molest Station Neverland. A corporate
spokesman commented that they do not anticipate any problems with local
residents regarding the mounting (ooooohhhh, aaaaahhh) of the four and three
quarter inch decorative tower atop the property.
Nudge