I haven't laughed that hard in a while. The chiselers won't even
know they are being mocked. Maybe we can ask the bartenders to turn
the sports off the TV's so nobody screams. That way there won't be
any .00012 mistakes made, caused by an annoying patron.
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "ederekf_lv" <lvgamb00ler@c...>
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>
> There is $2 NSUD available at 3 of the bars. The main bar, the
sports
> book bar and the bar in the Northeast corner of the casino.
>
Great news! Let's agree to some ground rules to preserve the
play.
First, always bring your own bottled water with you. This way the
bartenders won't be overtaxed on double point days. Second, never
tip
on a jackpot. Perhaps that way we can prevent that Pavlovian
response
that bartenders have to hover over you when you hit a jackpot,
heaping
you with "Congratulations" until you give them the obligatory tip
to go
···
away. Third, always play two machines. Think how much they will
appreciate the break you are giving them by keeping away those
nuisance "drinkers".