From: BANDSTAND54@AOL.COM <BANDSTAND54@AOL.COM>
Subject: [vpFREE] Slot Card Conspiracy ?
To: acvpp@yahoogroups.com
Cc: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 4:44 AM
Howdy
In desperation to explain my Guiness Book of Records
horrendous losing streak I thought of a probably crazy
reason this is happening. The question is...Is it possible
a slot card can be programmed to affect the RNG on a given
machine or specific?game?
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Uumm, no.
But, a little known fact is the FBI, NSA, and CIA regularly use this technology to track terrorist suspects. Rememeber, many of the perpetrators of 9-11 spent a lot of time in Vegas before the attacks. Had this technology been in place pre 9-11 we may have been able to avert this terrible tragedy, not to mention avoid the whole Iraq mess that followed. (See Scott McClellan's new book for confirmation of this - it comes out Saturday.)
This of course assumes they actually used their slot cards when they played. This is a bug in the system - and the main reason most of the bigger casinos will soon go to retina scanning to identify you - for slot club purposes only, of course.
Hope that slump ends soon. Oh yeah, have you tried heavy drinking to counter the effects of the slump? Works every thime for me. In fact, I get liquored up before and during each session just as a precaution - you never know when a nasty slump will rear it's ugly head!
Cheers!
Jigger Woodruff
"On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts
that I can barely utter a word. On other days, the liquor store is
closed."
"The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content."
"Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any."
"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer,
cigarettes, and video poker are always complaining
about being broke and not feeling well?"
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here"