"A professional gambler is characteristically an anxiety-riddled
neurotic who doesn't relax until he's lost it all."
--Chad Milman
"Sure, you're a compulsive gambler! Go ahead, admit it! The
important thing is that you're not an amateur. You're a professional
compulsive gambler."
--Arnold Snyder
"Many people consider professional gamblers to rank right up there
with pimps, pickpockets and prostitutes."
--Bob Dancer
"Professional gamblers enjoy the invironment in which they work.
When their cash flows are negative, they still relish the excitement
in the air, bask in the lifestyle of the eternal holiday, and eagerly
devour the free pickles at the deli."
--Alan Krigman
"Professional gamblers are people who are so dissatisfied with
their lives that they have given up and have cast their fates to the
casinos."
--VP Pappy
"There are hundreds of players trying to become professionals who
eventually suffer the swings amd arrows of outrageous fortune."
--Jean Scott