At last, the solution! No debates over the appropriateness of a
post's content. No annoying human moderators. Just treat EVERY post
with VP-Sanitizer and the meaning of the post will be preserved
while eliminating ALL potentially offensive references or
characterizations! Here's an example:
(Expletive), am I (colorful adjective)! I went to (a Nevada casino)
yesterday to redeem my (a casino promotion). When I got there, I was
told by (casino employee), the (colorful zoological
characterization), that I couldn't use the coupon after 12:00 noon.
Well, it didn't say that in the letter, so I asked to see (the
employee's) supervisor to straighten this (offensive noun) out. When
he got to the booth, the (unlikely ancestral speculation) tried to
tell me that the rules were posted and said that I couldn't redeem
the (scatological reference) (colorful adjective) (highly
descriptive noun) coupon, no matter what. I told him that he could
(unlikely anatomical feat) and furthermore, that he was a (colorful
adjective) (ancestral AND zoological speculation). You can bet I
won't be coming back to (a Nevada casino) again!!!
Only 59.95, CD-ROM for Windows and Mac. VISA and NasterCard
accepted. (No (colorful adjective) checks, please.)