Answers to questions while and after having a bad day playing VP.
Q: ( knocking on room door )….excuse me sir, would you like a turn down?
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A: No thanks, my wife has already turned me down twice since we arrived!
Q: Would you like a refill of your glass of Jack Daniels?
A: No thank you, I would like an IV inserted with a .002 second drip.
Q: Excuse me, is my cigarette smoke bothering you?
A: Of course not, I always try to inhale at least two packs a day of second hand smoke.
Q: Excuse me, do you mind if I smoke?
A: I thought you would never ask…as long as you do not mind if I sit here and uncontrollably pass the most horrific gas buildup I have ever experienced after winning an all you can eat boiled egg and chili pepper eating contest 2 hours ago.
Q: Excuse me sir, I am the on duty casino host and would like to comp you a free dinner tonight based on your play, what would you like?
A: Well considering how much I have run through the machine…..
1) Creme brulee of foie gras with Tonga beans 1990 Louis Roederer Cristal
2) Tartar of Kobe beef with Imperial Beluga caviar and Belon oyster 1995 Krug Clos du Mesnil
3) Mousseline of "pattes rouges" crayfish with morel infusion 2000 Corton Charlemagne
4) "Tarte Fine" with scallops and black truffle 1996 Le Montrachet
5) Britanny lobster "Osso Bucco"1985 Romanee Conti
6) Risotto with white Alba truffles "Enoteca Pinchiorri" 1961 Chateau Palmer
7) Saddle of lamb "Leonel" 1959 Chateau Mouton Rothschild
8) Sorbet "Dom Perignon"
9) Supreme of pigeon en croute with Perigord truffles 1961 Chateau Haut Brion
10) 1955 Chateau LatourSelection of fine cheeses......and for desert
11) Imperial gingerbread pyramid with caramel and salted butter ice-cream 1967 Chateau d'Yquem
Note: this is a real meal prepared and served by 3 Star Michelin Chefs….the cost is $35,000 USD
Q: Thank you for staying with us sir! How was your stay?
A: Well, my heart rate has improved 30% from walking the one way mile from my room to the elevators everyday four times a day, my concern on how I was going to make ends meet when I arrived back home is no longer an issue when I met and made friends with a guy at the bar who is a good Bankruptcy lawyer and last but least, I am happy to say that I single handily matched the power of the US Congress and delivered the first ever bailout of a major casino. Yep, I'm glad I came...
Chuck and Kathy
P.S. sent in fun...hope no one is offended....Kathy is a smoker and she laughed.
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