The pages following memorialize the latest adventures of the Starship
Westie. Our two-week mission: to explore strange new worlds. To
seek out new restaurants, exciting shows and entertaining lounge
acts. To stay, play and win at the Tuscany. Yes, to boldly go
where we have not gone before.
Captain's Log
Stardate 040907: I finalized our flight plan, printed boarding
passes, organized coupons and printed our two-week schedule. We
dropped Ziggy-the-Cat and most of his worldly belongings off at our
neighbors while Max-the-Schipperke anxiously anticipates his two week
spa vacation on Planet Cromwell. I am anxious, but confident of a
successful mission based on past experience and training. I settle
into bed and close my eyes, but cannot sleep, Ms. Westie is singing:
We're going to Las Vegas in the
mornin'!
Ding dong! The VP machines are
gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper!
We're going to have ourselves a
whopper!
Just get us to Las Vegas on time!
Stardate 041007: We dropped Max-the Schipperke off and proceeded
directly to Executive Valet Parking, while bypassing the opportunity
to stop at the tacky Space Shuttle McDonalds in Windsor Locks, CT.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php3?
tip_AttractionNo==1873.
Our starship was cleverly disguised as a Boeing 737 and painted with
SWA colors and logo. We were first in line with our A boarding
passes as befits the captain and his first mate. We were cleared for
takeoff from BDL at 1315 hours. Following a brief stop at BWI to
pick up a few Craboids, we were on our way. A preteen munchkin named
Ella was enlisted by the flight attendants to assist in passing out
peanuts to our passengers and collecting garbage.
Our spacecraft failed to achieve warp drive so we arrived at our LAS
destination on schedule at 1600 hours. There have been too many
civilians reporting sightings at our usual arrival point in Area 51
so we established standard orbit along side Area I-215. Brown smog
clung to the mountains, but our sensors reported the atmosphere
breathable so I gave the command "Scotty, beam us down". Not
wishing to draw attention to ourselves, Ms. Westie and I joined 200-
300 other rubes proceeding to the baggage claim area. We secured a
few pieces of matching luggage and took a shuttle to the recently
opened consolidated rental facility. As a member in good standing of
Alamo's Quicksilver club, I was directed to a line of compacts and
chose a red Saturn. Departure from the facility was effortless and I
proceeded to make 20 erroneous turns in order to make sure no one was
following before we finally arrived at our hotel.
We were staying at the Tuscany Suites for 14 nights with the first 2
nights comped and the remainder at the casino rate. For those with
limited experience on Planet Vegas, comped nights and casino rates
are the equivalent of "come into my parlor, said the spider to the
fly". http://www.tuscanylasvegas.com/ Check-in went smoothly and we
were soon on our way to room 302 on the third floor of building E. I
initially thought this was too far from the casino, but it turned out
to be a perfect location. The room itself was quite large with
excellent soundproofing, but furnished with castoffs from one of
those rustic lodges found in the Adirondacks. No big plasma TV for
us, but at least all 6 channels were in living color. We got a king
size bed, we got a kitchen with both a refrigerator and stove top,
we got a couch, chair and kitchen table with 2 matching chairs, who
could ask for anything more? The bathroom was large and featured
both a tub and separate shower unit and enclosed toilet. The Tuscany
complex includes guest washer/dryers, a well equipped exercise room
with outside lap pool and nice size pool with Jacuzzi. Overall I
would rate the Tuscany room a big step up from the Fiesta-Henderson
and a notch down from the Orleans.
One of the benefits of staying at the Tuscany is its proximity to the
beautiful Ellis Island, a little more than a hop, skip and jump away,
but still within easy walking distance. Actually, if we were young
enough and could actually hop, skip and jump there is a cement wall
between the two properties that could be scaled. We stopped at Ellis
for a pair of merlots (Ms. Westie) and Hefe Weiss (me), courtesy of
American Casino Guide (ACG) coupons before departing for the nearby
Himalayan Cuisine for dinner. http://www.himalayancuisine.com/ This
restaurant, located on Flamingo in a small shopping plaza, features
the cuisine of both India and Nepal. We shared traditional Nepalese
entrees of chili chicken and meat momo as recommended by Max
Jacobsen. http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2006/06/01/taste.html The
waiter asked how spicy would we like our chili chicken Indian spicy
was my reply. Wow call the fire department we are talking
smoking hot! Each order of meat momo order includes 9 momos (I love
that word) which are steamed dumplings stuffed with ground turkey and
vegetables. We also ordered naan, 2 mango lassis (yogurt based
beverages) and 2 desserts (khir and Lal Mohan). The former is basmati
rice in milk with raisins and nuts and the latter is similar to or
the same as Gulab Jamun, but a bit denser. ($15.54, Restaurant.com
(R.com), 4.5 Forks)
As I approached Tuscany's bank of full pay deuces wild (FPDW)
machines seeking my first quad deuces of the trip, I thought of the
similarity to Britney Spears's rehabilitation It is not a question
of if, but rather when and how often. As I returned to the room,
tonight was eliminated from the possible answers to the question of
when.
Stardate 041107 The first night of each new voyage is always
characterized by my inability to adjust to the time difference so I
was up at 0200 hours and proceeded to the casino where I got beaten
to a pulp. An hour into the session a man tapped my on the shoulder
and inquired if I was Westie. I feared my cover had been blown, but
it turned out my name had been drawn for a chance to win free play.
He was carrying a shopping bag containing plastic eggs presumably
left over from Easter egg hunt. I selected one that contained a
coupon for $75 in free play. This was the 2nd highest amount offered
so I was feeling pretty good, but as sure as night follows day I
managed to lose the entire amount plus a few additional macaroons
over the next several hours.
The accountants at Starfleet's home office have cut back on our
expense accounts so we were required to sign up for the breakfast/pre
dinner drink package at Ellis Island.
http://www.ellisislandcasino.com/
This morning we each ordered the excellent vanilla French toast
served piping hot and a solo coffee for Ms. Westie. ($4.25, ACG, 4
Forks).
We walked back to the Tuscany and then drove to the nearby Clark
County Library to make computer reservations for later in the week as
well as to borrow a few books. Next stop was the Las Vegas Premium
Outlets where I purchased much needed socks and Ms Westie acquired a
less needed jersey and purse. The little red Saturn's next stop was
the Wal-Mart on Flamingo for some sundry items, but we noticed Mrs.
Walton's cupboard was nearly bare and prices deeply discounted. At
check-out we were told the store would be closing the following
Tuesday.
On our return to the Tuscany we discovered our room had not been maid
(sic) up so we proceeded to the casino. The Tuscany was running a
promo where for each 1,000 base points recorded in a day you receive
a bottle of Tunnel of Elms wine so an hour later I was the proud
owner of a $6 bottle of merlot costing us just a tad over $60.
On Wednesday nights Todd's Unique offers free corkage so our choice
for dinner this evening was a forgone conclusion. Todd's happens to
be my favorite Las Vegas restaurant though physically situated on
Sunset Road in nearby Henderson. Our karma was good this evening as
we were assigned to one of Sheena's tables. She appeared to be
suitably impressed when I unveiled our bottle of Tunnel of Elms that
sported a plastic cork. We allowed her to recite the daily specials,
but our minds were made up beforehand. We shared a baby spoonleaf
spinach salad with cranberries, goat cheese and candied walnuts
tossed with a warm bacon dressing that was nothing short of sublime.
Our entrees were teriyaki halibut served over steamed rice and baby
bok choy. I have ordered this entrée at least 5 times in the past
and it has never been anything short of exceptional and I don't even
like teriyaki. Todd, owner/chef extraordinaire, stopped by the table
and recognized my name from the Chowhound board and thanked us for
our support. Meanwhile Sheena managed to keep our glasses filled
while also attending to several other tables including a large party
of 10. We passed on dessert, but Todd sent over 2 complimentary
aperitifs. ($50.74, R.com, 5+ Forks)
Our itinerary included stopping at the Orleans to see Elvis
impersonator Brandon Bennett this evening, but it was too early and
we were too tired so we returned to the Tuscany. I continued my
losing ways while adding two more bottles to our rare and
increasingly expensive wine collection.
Stardate 041207 My very early morning session proved to be an
exercise in both futility and humility. The Orleans buffet received
the call this morning - grapefruit and orange segments, OJ, skim
milk, an eggbeaters spinach and cheese omelet and home fries filled
the bill and belly. ($6.41, ACG, 2.5 Forks)
We drove over to the Sahara to pick up tickets for the Musical
History of King show. I had originally planned to stop at the Las
Vegas Hilton to pick up our Joe Piscopo tickets, but I learned a Star
Trek conference was in progress and was concerned that we might be
recognized.
We returned to the room for R&R before heading out to Pho So 1 at
4745 Spring Mountain Road for lunch.
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2002/12_19/food_taste.html We shared a
bowl of pho tai (rare steak) accompanied by very fresh basil, herbs,
lemon and bean sprouts. A liberal skirt of Sriracha chili and I was
happy. We also shared a delicious order of goi cuon (steamed egg
rolls with shrimp, noodles and veggies) with a peanut dipping sauce.
($12, 4.5 Forks).
I was tired of doing an Abe Lincoln impersonation I as I tried to
read by the scant light provided by the bedside candles so we stopped
at a Walgreens to purchase a few 100 watt bulbs before returning to
the room. Later in the day we earned two additional bottles of wine
so I upgraded to a bottle of Beringer cabernet by turning in 3
bottles of Tunnel of Elms.
http://www.beringer.com/beringer/index.jsp This bottle was barely in
the room before we started imbibing.
Dinner this evening was at Penang (Malaysian) restaurant on Spring
Mountain Road http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2006/06/29/taste.html
The restaurant is located on the second floor of Pacific Asian Plaza,
almost adjacent to Hue's Sandwiches. There were only 6 customers on
this Thursday evening which had me a bit concerned, but we are
operating under strict orders to seek out new restaurants so we made
do. We shared orders of roti canai (Malaysian/Indian bread served
with curry chicken as a dipping sauce), Penang satay (marinated and
grilled chicken skewers with peanut sauce), nasi lemak (coconut rice
flavored with cloves and screwpine leaves served with chili anchovy
curry chicken and hard boiled egg) and kari ayam (chicken and
potatoes with red curry in coconut mild curry). The roti, satay and
nasi lemak were all very good, but the curries were too largely
indistinguishable. A bill was net of a $15 gift certificate from
KSHP. http://www.kshp.com/ ($12.89, 2.5 Forks).
Our next stop was the Orleans where we listened to a few songs by
Brandon Bennett performing "Elvis My Way" at the Bourbon Street
Cabaret. http://www.elvismyway.com/ It is a shame this tribute
artist has not been blessed with either rhythm or Big Elvis's voice.
(1 Clap).
Jean Scott, The Frugal Gambler, had posted on the VPFree board that
she would be handing out pull tabs (coupons) good for free meals and
drinks at the Silverton this evening immediately outside the Orleans
showroom. It was serendipity that we would also be attending this
evening's Temptations' show. I could hardly believe my eyes she
showed up lugging a shopping bag half full of pull tabs. The
showroom was packed and the Temptations put on a fantastic
performance that showcased many of their biggest hits and trademark
choreography. On the negative side, their outfits looked like piano
keyboards and could only have been designed by Stevie Wonder.
http://www.thetemptations.com/ (4.5 Claps).
Immediately following the show we used the ticket stubs for free
drinks. I needed to reconnect with my feminine side so I ordered my
first ever toasted almond so fine, my drink was so doggone fine,
sendin' chills up and down my spine. Okay, I am getting carried
away, but it was delicious and provided a much needed boost to my
calcium level.
Stardate 041307 That rascal RNG finally favored me this morning with
quad deuces dealt no less on this Friday the 13th. Our breakfast
was at the Original Pancake House at Green Valley Ranch.
http://www.originalpancakehouse.com/ We each ordered the Grand, a
senior special featuring 2 eggs (your choice), 3 pancakes, 2 strips
of bacon or sausage. Neither of us finished. ($5.44, R.com, 3
Forks).
We swung by the Fiesta-Henderson in order to put in a little play to
keep our points current and then stopped at Sam's to use a play $20
get $10 coupon before returning to our hotel. We played a bit more
earning yet another bottle of wine. It was during this session that
I ran into Jean Scott as well as Tom Ski who was watching his mother
on the same bank of FPDW machines. Lastly, I managed to hit #2 quads
of the day and trip.
Later in the afternoon we broke out another bottle of merlot before
departing for Texas Station where we dined at San Lorenzo.
http://www.texasstation.com/templates/promo_logo.aspx?
p=3&d=33&sd=26&v=144&pid=487&bp
Entrees include a choice of soup or salad so we each ordered a
mediocre Caesar salad which was accompanied by a bread basket. Ms.
Westie ordered salmon alla spinach with a side order of spinach yes
folks she's strong to the finish cause she eats all her spinach. The
salmon filet was large and perfectly prepared while the spinach
looked to be both fresh and bountiful. My entrée was chicken
carciofi sautéed skinless chicken tossed with fresh artichokes in a
lemon white wine sauce. The sauce was too acidic for my tastes. I
too wanted to be strong to the finish so I requested a side order of
spinach. We finished the meal with a more than decent crème brulee.
($21.06, R.com, 3 Forks). Note: I was not allowed to pay the balance
with points.
We departed for the Cannery to see the Lon Bronson Band performing in
the Club with directions in hand, but I spent way too much time
meandering over hill and dale. http://www.lonbronson.com/ We were
lost, arrived late, the place was packed and Lon did not wait for
us. On the positive side an usher found 2 seats for us at a table
near the back and during the first break I was able to relocate us to
a table immediately in front of the stage. The Club is an excellent
venue for Bronson's big band 6 piece horn session, 5 other
musicians, and lead singers Rick Friedman and Lisa Mayer. He also
had 2 dancers, as well as a Tina Turner impersonator with him this
evening. (4 Claps).
Stardate 041407 This is the third consecutive morning I found
myself in front of a VP machine before 3AM. I was rewarded with my
#3rd quad deuces of the trip, but somehow managed to snatch defeat
from the jaws of victory. After the usual morning routine of shower
and shave (me), we drove over to the Orleans for the breakfast
buffet. I once again bypassed the opportunity to have huevos
rancheros and instead settled on fresh fruit, an eggbeater spinach
and cheese omelet plus a small portion of home fries. ($6.41, ACG, 3
Forks).
Earlier in the week we reserved computer time at the Clark County
Library on Flamingo for 10AM so we had sufficient time to do a lap
around the Orleans casino beforehand. After checking our emails and
a few discussion boards we returned to the Tuscany. In an
abbreviated session, Ms Westie and I lost, as usual. Around noon I
heard a growl and realized my stomach was demanding a tribute so we
hopped in our red chariot and headed to the Daily Chicken on Maryland
Parkway. This is a Greek fast food restaurant that caters to the UNLV
crowd. We each ordered spinach bread which was pretty bad no feta
and frozen spinach. ($6.44, 0.5 Forks).
Following an abbreviated VP session, I picked up another bottle of
wine. We then adjourned to Ellis Island, our home away from home,
for a few free drinks before departing for Chandelier Mediterranean
restaurant in Henderson. http://www.chandelier.isqs.info/ We
started off with a mezzah (appetizer) of baba ganouj smoked
eggplant mixed with lemon juice, tahini and garlic. It was served
with warm pita, but the taste of our baba ganouj was muted compared
to our previous visit. Also disappointing was Ms. Westie's salmon
with pesto sauce entrée. The portion was smaller than in the past
and it was cooked until it was dry as a bone. My entrée, kafta kabob,
also suffered a similar fate at the hands of the chef. At least we
enjoyed our bottle of Tunnel of Elms wine. ($32.42 including $10
for corkage, R.com, 1.5 Forks).
On our return to the Tuscany Ms. Westie hit #1 quad deuces, I hit #4
and another bottle of wine was added to our wine cellar.
Stardate 041507 The early morning VP session beginning at 3:30 AM
resulted in a small profit after I hit my #5 quads. For breakfast we
walked to Ellis and enjoyed entrees of vanilla French toast (me) and
pancakes (Ms. Westie). ($5, ACG, 2.5 Forks) On returning to the
Tuscany we gave Dame Fortune another try and I hit my #6 quads before
we departed for Valero's Tropical Bake Shop on Sahara for some
empanadas. Try as we may we could not locate it and 3 different
locals, including a blind man, were of no help. I finally gave up and
drove us to a nearby McDonalds for "Cheeseburgers on Paradise
(Road)". ($3, 0.5 Forks)
This being Sunday our room was one of the last to be maid (sic) up so
we returned to the scene of the crime and played some more VP earning
yet another bottle of vino. Our room was finally ready for occupancy
at around 4PM so were able to enjoy a few glasses of cabernet before
departing for Red Rock Station. We decided to dine at the Cabo
Mexican restaurant and chose the Pick a Meal Deal that Station
Casinos is currently running. The complimentary taco chips were
served hot and accompanied by two salsas plus a hot bean dip. We
each selected the 2-item combination of chicken enchiladas and a
chile relleno. Although the restaurant is gorgeous, the food was no
better or worse than any of the other Station casino Mexican
eateries. I used comps to pay the $17.22 bill. (2.5 Forks).
We made the short drive to the Suncoast for the Frankie Avalon show.
His show has not changed much in the past year same tribute to
Elvis, Ricky Nelson and Bobby Darin, same movie excerpts of him and
Annette playing on the beach, same this and same that. Enjoyable,
but he really needs some new material if he wants to keep the seniors
coming back. (2 Claps).
This marked the end of the Tuscany's wine promotion we earned a
total of 11 bottles, net 5 after upgrading for 2 bottles of Beringer
cabernet.
Stardate 041607 I am starting to get on a roll now and hit two quad
deuces (#7 & #8) this morning. After my session I drove over to the
Einstein Brothers Bagel shop for a pair of cinnamon raisin bagels and
a coffee that we enjoyed in the room. ($4.76, 4.5 Forks).
We headed over to Bill Gambling Hall & Saloon where I parked the bat
mobile and walked over to the Bellagio to see the Conservatory &
Botanical Gardens spring exhibition. A beautiful oversized garden
that included a giant straw hat, gardener's trowel, watering can, and
pots were on display with each created from thousands of individual
plants and blooms. We particularly loved the pair of great egrets
and the butterflies, both real and imitation. Our next stop was the
Jean Philippe Pâtisserie where two 7-foot tall chocolate bunnies are
seen fishing from an animated steamboat floating on a pond. I also
managed to drool all over the dessert display case before Ms. Westie
led me away. (4 Claps)
On leaving Bellagio I headed to the Silverton where we attempted to
use ACG coupons for free slot play for new sign-ups, but they still
had a record of us last playing in 2000. Walking around the casino
it was truly amazing how much casino the property has been upgraded
since our last visit. We played a little on the Bob Dancer machines
before stopping by the Sundance Grille for a snack. We ended up
sharing a quesadilla and piece of 10" high chocolate cloud cake.
http://www.silvertoncasino.com/categories/84CA1C7F-D73A-E3B0-
D28AA98E599D2298/sundance_grill.htm The quesadilla was very good,
but the cake was way too dense requiring copious amounts of whipped
cream just to make it palatable. The bill was $15.84, but our pull
tabs covered the entire balance. ($3, 1.5 Forks)
An afternoon session proved to be a loser for both of us. In a late
afternoon change of pace, we drove to the Orleans for pre dinner
drinks and I followed Mrs. Buddha's lead by ordering an amaretto
sour not bad, but I prefer the more macho beer and ambiance at
Ellis. This evening's sustenance was provided by Austin's Steakhouse
in Texas Station.
http://www.texasstation.com/templates/venue_logo.aspx?
p=3&d=33&v=143&IsRedirect=true
http://www.vegas4visitors.com/dining/detail/austins.htm Based on
extensive pre voyage research, we shared Austin's chopped salad, a
rib-eye and baked potato. Excluding service and the bread basket,
this meal was a disappointment all around. I just don't get this
chopped salad thing is it for people without than own choppers?
This salad had very little taste and was visually unappealing. The
rib-eye was cooked medium rare as requested but was tough. Last and
by all means not least in Ms. Westie's opinion, the huge Idaho potato
was undercooked. We did learn, belatedly, the head chef takes
seafood seriously and only serves fish that is environmentally
friendly and renewable so should we return it will not be for the
beef. ($39.13, R.com, 2 Forks).
Stardate 041707 This morning I hit quad #'s 9 and #10 plus a
ROYAL. This was day 7 of our voyage so we proceeded to our favorite
wash and fold to have our uniforms cleaned before heading to Ellis
Island for breakfast. We ordered the special of 2 eggs, whole wheat
toast and home fries for $1.95. Unfortunately my poached eggs were
seriously overdone. ($3.12, ACG, 1.5 Forks)
Casino Royale was our next stop. After exiting the casino we removed
our gas masks and proceeded to walk to the Venetian where we received
$15 in free slot play for signing up online for a slot card. The
free play was effectively tossed to the wind on their 8/5 JOB
machines, but I managed to make the effort worthwhile by netting a
whopping $5 for our collective efforts. We returned to the Tuscany
and lunched at Marilyn's Café on bowls of navy bean soup. These
bowls were the worlds smallest and the soup was almost devoid of
beans, but otherwise a great dining experience was had by all. The
bill came to $7.44 which was paid using comp dollars. (0.5 Forks)
I was too pooped to pop, but Ms. Westie extracted a pound of flesh
from the Tuscany's bottom (line) by hitting her #2 and last quad
deuces of the trip. She came back to the room and announced she may
have seen Bob Dancer at the 10-cent FPDW machines I don't think
so. We once again chose Ellis for pre dinner drinks. I had now come
to the conclusion that what I initially considered to be a positive
of staying at the Tuscany has turned out to be a negative Ellis is
just too convenient.
Dinner tonight was at Border Grill.
http://www.bordergrill.com/BGLV/bglv.htm
I had secured advance using opentable.com, but requested patio
seating on our arrival on this beautiful spring evening. Our request
for ice water, tap is fine thank you, was soon filled and we received
warm taco chips accompanied by 3 salsas (tomatillo, chipotle and some
type of fruit) all were excellent. We both ordered the cochinta
pobil - achiote marinated pork slow roasted in banana leaf with
cinnamon, grilled onions, black beans, homemade tortillas, rice and
plantain orange salsa. ($29.63, R.com, $4.5 Forks)
We drove to the Las Vegas Hilton to see Joe Piscopo in the Shimmer
Cabaret. http://www.joepiscopo.com/
Joe doesn't draw well outside the New Jersey/NY corridor so full
priced tickets went begging as did a subsequent offer of half-priced
tickets, but I jumped at the offer of free tickets. The room was
almost full this evening and his show was pretty good for what is
basically a lounge act. He sang many old songs (mostly Sinatra), did
impressions (mostly Sinatra, but also an excellent Letterman) and
told some inside (amusing and not so amusing) SNL stories. (2 Claps)
Stardate 041807 After the good luck I experienced on the VP
machines yesterday, I was fully expecting to pay the piper today
pay the piper I did over the first 1.5 hours, but as I approached
hour two I started hitting 5 of kinds (5OAKS) and natural quads. As
the bell was about to ring in hour 3, I was dealt my #11 quad deuces
and 5 minutes later was dealt 3 clubs to a royal. I held my nose, I
took a breath, I even prayed and BANG!! I caught both of the needed
cards for my 2nd ROYAL in 24 hours a personal best.
We celebrated at the Paris buffet where I ladled copious amounts of
food on my plate berries w/yogurt, Lyonnaise potatoes
(disappointing), egg Benedict (overcooked), dried dates, brie, and
Cajun sausage.
($8.60, LVA, 2.5 Forks)
We returned to the Clark County library to check our email. It has
now been 7 days since I picked up S. J. Rozan's book, Stone Quarry,
and I am currently on page 6. I checked the schedule of fines and
realized I am going to have to spend more time reading or the library
penalties are going to cost us a fortune. Ms. Westie took the car
and went to the Palms for a very much overpriced massage ($97.50,
LVA, 2 Claps) while the VP machines called , but it proved to be a
wrong number because I could not hit anything.
Jean Scott again posted that many pull tabs were still available and
she would be at the Tuscany this afternoon. I stopped by later that
afternoon and picked up a few more for entrees at the Sundance Grill
and margaritas at Mi Casa. We then adjourned to our home away from
home at Ellis Island for a few free drinks before heading off to the
Silverton for dinner. On arrival we again stopped by to view and
take pictures of the large aquarium and waterfalls at the Bass Pro
Shop. (2 Claps)
http://www.silvertoncasino.com/categories/22C7A963-BDB0-351A-
4F421BA4159EDA92/aquarium.htm
We started off with an appetizer of spring rolls that were sliced in
half lengthwise and served over dry noodles. Our entrees were 14-
ounce cuts of prime rib cooked medium rare as requested. These turned
out to be a notch above typical coffee shop fare. Being gluttons we
also shared a very large piece of cheesecake that was pretty good,
but would not have played well in NY. The bill with gratuity totaled
$54.59. ($11.39, 2.5 Forks)
On our return to the Tuscany I stopped I by the Piazza lounge to
listen to a few tunes by Bill Mac. He aspires to look like Kenny
Rogers, but that is where the resemblance ceases. (1.5 Claps) We
concluded the evening with an unprofitable and, thankfully,
abbreviated VP session.
Stardate 041907 Some of my disposable income was disposed of this
morning during a lengthy VP session. We decided to go light this
morning so it was apple fritters from Albertson's and OJ in the
room. We then took a drive to Sunset Park where we visited the dog
run and walked the jogging trail. Ethel M's is but a short drive
away so we grabbed our samples and toured the cactus garden.
http://www.ethelschocolate.com/jump.jsp?itemType=CATEGORY&itemID=196
(0.5 Claps)
Our next stop was Opus Too at the Art Institute of America, off Green
Valley Parkway. The culinary school operates a student run dining
room that offers 3-course lunches for $9.95 Tuesday Thursdays from
11:30AM-1PM reservations suggested.
http://www.artinstitutes.edu/lasvegas/culinary/aboutus_facility.asp?
facid=60
The menu changes weekly, but you have a choice of 3
appetizers/salads, 3 entrees and 2 desserts. I chose the Vidalia
tart with red pepper coulis, seafood Newberg over basmati rice and
poached pear with vanilla ice cream. Ms. Westie opted for the Caesar
salad, seafood Newberg and apple bread pudding, but was advised that
several tables of red hats had disposed of the bread pudding. I have
never seen Ms. Westie more disappointed the red hats were fortunate
her taser was in the shop for repairs. Service was very attentive
and friendly though a little less than professional and the food very
good with the exception of the rice which had dried out. ($24.43, 4
Forks)
A well deserved afternoon nap was followed by an equally well
deserved round of Hefe Weiss' at Ellis Island. We drove to the
Tropicana where we parked and crossed over to the MGM for the 7PM
performance of Ka. http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/cirquedusoleil/ka/
On entering the theatre, I immediately ran into Panto the gatekeeper
(aka Gary, GVNV or Gary the Mime) who gave us general directions to
our seats. We were absolutely gaga over Ka the 90 minutes passed
in a flash and there was not a single moment that I wasn't on the
edge of my seat. (5 Claps)
Feeling wired and a bit hungry after seeing the show we drove to
Yokohama Kagerou across from the Hard Rock and Hofbrauhaus. Lt. Sulu
highly recommended this small Japanese restaurant and we were
delighted with our shared orders of ramen curry (spicy) and yakitori
(grilled chicken skewers). ($18.55, 4 Forks).
Stardate 042007 I hit an amazing number of natural quads during
this morning's 3 hour VP session, fortunately 2 of them represented
my #12 and #13 quad deuces of the trip. We departed the Tuscany and
returned to the Silverton for breakfast at the Sundance Grill. We
both opted for eggs Benedict the tab including tax and gratuity
totaled $20.79, but most was covered by our pull tabs. ($4.89, 2
Forks).
On exiting we drove to the Las Vegas Art Museum on West Sahara for
the current exhibition featuring the works of Kaz Oshiro and Sush
Machida Gaikutsu. http://www.lasvegasartmuseum.org/ Each artist's
works were quite unique and interesting. There were several groups
of school children this day and the docents spent considerable time
explaining several of the pieces. ($10, 3 Claps)
On our return to the Tuscany I enjoyed a nap followed by a less than
enjoyable VP session. We cracked a bottle of Tunnel of Elms
cabernet, 2004 vintage. I asked Ms. Westie if she detected a rich
berry, blackberries and currants, flavor with overtones of vanilla
with a structure of subtle tannins? She replied "are you out of your
Vulcan mind"
It was off to Café Mastrioni on Rainbow for dinner. We had dinner
reservations which on entry we realized were not needed. The waiter
irritated me immediately by leading us to a small table when other
couples were seated at larger tables. I told him a larger table
would be where Captain Westie and his first mate would be seated this
evening. We were served warm, but industrial Italian bread followed
by cups of pasta fagioli brimming with beans, but not much else
including flavor. Ms. Westie ordered the eggplant Parmigianino that
was virtually tasteless and accompanied by a terrible marinara. I
cast my lot with the penne with chicken and spinach in a pink sauce.
Blah, blah, double blah. Our waiter continued to earn his paltry
gratuity by failing to check back with us to see how we were enjoying
our meal or if the water glasses needed replenishing. ($18.00,
R.com, 1 Fork)
A short VP session at the Tuscany recouped my earlier losses. On
returning to the room I settled into bed with a book and checked the
clock - 9PM. How lame is that?
Stardate 042107 Three and a half hours of VP this morning made me
feel like I was working along side Sam Cooke on the chain gang
(hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) My efforts were eventually
rewarded when I hit quad deuces #14 and #15. I have now officially
broken my all time record for deuces on a 14 day trip so I returned
to the room singing "Lord it is hard to be humble when you are
perfect in every way". Ms. Westie seemed less than impressed and
voiced the opinion that the Klingons most certainly have been messing
with the RNG on her machines.
I felt a return visit to the Orleans' breakfast buffet was
warranted. This time I mixed things up a bit by having pancakes
following my usual order of fresh grapefruit and orange segments plus
a small portion of both corned beef hash and chorizo. We had time
and energy enough for only one full circuit around the casino before
it was time to depart for Lake Las Vegas for the spring Fine Arts and
Crafts Festival. http://www.lakelasvegas.com/ The number of
exhibitors had diminished since last year both in terms of quantity
and quality so we did not spend much time or money before returning
to the Tuscany. (0.5 Claps)
It took less than a ½ hour in the afternoon for me to once extend my
Dimaggio type streak to #16 quads. Ms. Westie was beginning to turn
ugly so I beat a hasty retreat to the room for fear she would taser
me.
Ellis Island was offering the usual special on pre dinner drinks
(ACG) so that was our 5:30PM destination this evening. Dinner was at
Origin of India courtesy of a 2/1 coupon celebrating their first
anniversary.
http://www.originindiarestaurant.com/ This restaurant is located in
a small strip mall on Paradise Road, but the owners have obviously
spent considerable dollars on the interior. Our waiter served us
papadum accompanied by tamarind and cilantro sauces. We decided to
try the high end of the menu sharing orders of Jhinga Dum Sunerhri
(queen prawns simmered in coconut milk, yogurt and a touch of cashew
nut sauce) and Goshet Rajawri (boneless lamb cooked in spices,
tomatoes, egg, yogurt and a cashew paste). Entrees included basmati
rice, a choice of naan or paratha (we tried both) and lentil side
dishes. This was probably the best Indian meal we have had in Las
Vegas. ($29.81, 4.5 Forks)
Our show du jour was the Musical History of the King performed by the
Dream King, Trent Carlini.
http://www.elvismyway.com/ We have seen Trent 3 times previously
twice at the Boardwalk accompanied by a karaoke machine and once at
the LV Hilton where he was backed up by a big band. Tonight Trent
left the karaoke machine at home and brought the big band. We
enjoyed the show, but felt it lacked something compared to his Hilton
performance. The show lacked continuity because of the number of
costume changes plus song arrangements were weak. He also used video
footage from his Hilton performance that included former band
members. Fortunately I purchased a pair of tickets for only $33
during one of KSHP's sales. (2 Claps)
Stardate 042207 It took less than a minute to hit #17th quad
deuces, another 20 minutes for #18 and then just in over 2 ½ hours to
give much of it back. We returned to Sundance Grill this morning
with pull tabs in hand. I chose ham and eggs and Ms. Westie went for
the Belgian waffle with strawberries. Service was very uneven with
us waiting far too long for our waitress to appear, but she was very
attentive once she found us. We also requested slices of tiramisu
and carrot cake as takeout. The bill including tax was $29.52, but
once again we used our pull tabs courtesy of Jean Scott. ($6.23, 2
Forks)
At around 2PM we shared the carrot cake which was pretty decent
compared to the other desserts from the Sundance Grill. We also had
a losing VP session before departing for the Society for Seven (SOS)
with Lani Misalucha show at the Flamingo.
http://www.societyofseven.com/
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Mar-09-Fri-
2007/weekly/12981433.html
We saw this same cast minus Lani a few years back and they are using
the same bits when Lani is not on stage. In addition, their
spokesperson seemed intent on boring me and totally destroyed
whatever continuity there was to the performance. On the positive
side Lani possesses a fantastic voice and she proved to be a
showstopper. http://lani.eradioportal.com/index_events.htm ($33,
KSHP, Lani 4.5 Claps, SOS 2)
Mi Casa was our Su Casa this evening. This restaurant located in the
Silverton is very upscale in terms of menu and décor. We started off
with a matched set of margaritas, the usual chips and salsa, and mini
empanadas with roasted ancho chicken in white corn pouches
accompanied by a spicy sauce. I ordered the shrimp Belize please (6
shrimp with caramelized onions, peppers, avocado and lime) while Ms
Westie chose the margarita scallops (5 pan fried scallops finished in
tequila, mango and mint salsa). Our dishes included the obligatory
refried beans and rice. We concluded the meal with bread pudding and
a Kahluha flan. I brought a piece of the bread pudding back to our
starship for our scientists too analyze as a possible weapon of mass
destruction. Everything with the exception of the bread pudding was
pretty good though pricey. Our bill weighed in at a hefty $74.95
before credit for the pull tabs. ($10, 2.5 Forks)
Stardate 042307 Though I hit quads #19 this AM, I returned to the
room singing the blues because my money I did lose. We were feeling
like Fearless Fosdick this morning so we headed to Terribles for the
breakfast buffet. The buffet is available for only 250 points for
two on a recurring basis. I was a bit hesitant so I scoped it out
before making a commitment. We enjoyed the fresh fruit including
both grapefruit sections and melon plus cooked to order eggs done
easy over. Just like Douglas Mac Arthur, we will return. 250 in
comp points covered our entire tab less gratuity. . (2.5 Forks).
We drove to the Clark County Library where I returned my almost
unread book and printed out our boarding passes. On our return to
the Tuscany I redeemed most of my cashback and comps with the latter
applied to our hotel bill. For lunch we shared the tiramisu cake
which was a total waste of calories. (1 Fork)
Later that afternoon we met Tiger of LVTalk fame and his wife Shirley
for drinks at where else but Ellis Island. This was one of those Men
are from Mars, Women are from Venus type meetings. Tiger and I
exchanged emails for two years so meeting him was like renewing a
friendship. We easily picked up on our usual discussions of Las
Vegas, coupons, stock market and college basketball. Meanwhile Ms.
Westie and Shirley were introduced for the first time, but easily
fell into conversation covering family, pets and their dopey
husbands. Time seemed to fly and next we knew Tiger found himself at
the bottom of a very long list for a table at both the restaurant and
BBQ. Belatedly it dawned on us that we didn't have reservations
anywhere and we were two sheets to the wind and working on the
third. We tried to join Tiger and Shirley for dinner, but their
assigned table was for two so we headed back to the Tuscany and dined
at the Cantina restaurant. For those counting this marked the fourth
Mexican meal of our trip, but I managed to avoid huevos rancheros for
the past 2 weeks. The chips were mediocre, but the salsas and hot
bean dip were comforting. We each ordered a combination platter of
cheese enchilada and chili relleno. The bill approximated $10 after
applying a 2/1 coupon from a mailer with the balance paid by comps.
($4, 2.5 Forks).
Stardate 042407 My quest for quads #20 this morning ended in
failure at 5:30AM. We quickly showered and dressed before heading
off to Terribles once again. This time the Bougainvillea coffee shop
received the nod because the buffet doesn't open until 7AM. The wait
staff seemed a little sleepy so service was very slow. I started
acting like I had ants in my pants as the clock ticked down and then
finally after a 10 minutes wait our waitress appeared. We each
ordered the deuces wild special 2 pancakes, 2 eggs and 3 slices of
bacon. The pancakes were way too thick, but the eggs and bacon were
very good. The $10 bill was covered with comps. ($2, 1 Fork)
I was now in a slight panic as we proceeded to the consolidated
facility damned if I didn't take a turn into long term parking
garage. I drove up one level, down another before arriving at the
exit gate. I explained Ms Westie must have taken a wrong turn and
the attendant allowed us to exit without paying. We took a few turns
before ending up on I-215 and were at the consolidated facility
moments later. Check-in went smoothly and we were soon whisked away
on an airport shuttle. Our return to Hartford was uneventful and
pretty boring.
I hesitate to use the phrase "mission accomplished", but we managed
to win at the Tuscany though Ms. Westie and I found ourselves on
polar ends of the video poker bell curve. We tried 15 new
restaurants, enjoying most, and saw 9 show/lounge acts.
Thanks for taking the time to read and Nanoo Nanoo to one and all.