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Peer review sought for letter to Coast Management

#1

the following letter is submitted to both groups for literary criticism. It
will be submitted hand written ti discourage speculation that its a product
of a sophisticated player. I have two requests. 1) Volunteers who will allow
me to use therer name advising me to stop playing at coast (misscraps and
donboats, maybe, and others). And a volunteer in Birmingham, Miss that will
mail it with that postmark. The apparent literacy level is intended to imply
that the author lacks elementary grammatical skills and is thus unlikely to
possess the intellectual requirements for any degree of sophisticated VP
advantage play.

Dear Mr. Gong,

What have you guys done to the poker slutts???specially the Wild Duces ones?
Those werer my luky mashines! I never got royal flushes--I dnot now of
anyboday else who has. most people dont know how to play poker slutts. youre
supposed to go for the for of kinds, because you get them so often and they
pay pretty good. last year i was there i must of gottten 10 for of a kinkds
and made $30. Give me a bunch of four of a kinds any day and i wont cry like
a baby for not getting a royal that you nevef get.
weve stayed 2-3 times there on comped and paying up front . MRS sinclair is
always so nice,like all your people. We were going to sya a week this
summer. But now my buddys tell me you really screwed around the machines and
made them tighter. even if I get 100 fourof a kinds in a real good, i wont
get as much monye and will loses. Don forsythe says, your and idiot to play
there, green. go to tje palms. but I like you gyes better thean the palms
becuase your people and MS. Donna are so nice, but we can't play and lose on
the mild duces machines. so well have to stay someplace else that wnats our
business. We play lots of rouleett and $5 BJ and dont get pointss for that.

Whats the point of staying at a real nice place even if its free and all the
food you can eat is free--if you can't play the games.

Everybody tells me that the games are really tit at the Coasts. Except BC.
But the BC is way tooo fancy for us and its on the noisy stripper.

can you please tell me if youll chgange back all the slutts at the suncoast
to what it was like last year so we can play there the first week in may ?

thnaks you

Sicnerely,

Richard a. Green

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#2

I thynk this is a grate ideea but im wordied that u may sound 2
fosisticated for the casinoe manglers 2 understand u.

Somewon smart enuf to rite a turrifical letr like this must be the
kynd of player that beets them out of lotsa moneys anyways, so they
wont want u to come to there casinoe no mater what.

I wood be happy to singe my name to this fine werk of penmanshit if
u thynk it will be helpfull. In fakt, for emhaphis I will singe it
TWICET. Jost like that Johnny Halfcock dude on the Declaration of
Incontinence.

Just mi opinon.

#3

Sounds realistic to me except my name. Few people in Birmingham and
absolutely no one in Mississippi can spell it correctly. Foresite is
as close as they ever got.
I lived in that part of the country beginning in 1975, having
transferred with my job, and did not make my escape until 1991.

If nothing else, perhaps your letter will persuade Mr. Gong to invest
some money in Biloxi or Tunica. Those Nevada boys have become too
smart for him.

I will say a word of defense for those in Alabama and Mississippi.
While living there I learned it is a Southern virtue to be smarter
than one acts. Too bad that idea hasn't caught on in some other parts
of the country.

Don Forsythe

the following letter is submitted to both groups for literary

criticism. It

will be submitted hand written ti discourage speculation that its a

product

of a sophisticated player. I have two requests. 1) Volunteers who

will allow

me to use therer name advising me to stop playing at coast

(misscraps and

donboats, maybe, and others). And a volunteer in Birmingham, Miss

that will

mail it with that postmark. The apparent literacy level is

intended to imply

that the author lacks elementary grammatical skills and is thus

unlikely to

possess the intellectual requirements for any degree of

sophisticated VP

advantage play.

Dear Mr. Gong,

What have you guys done to the poker slutts???specially the Wild

Duces ones?

Those werer my luky mashines! I never got royal flushes--I dnot

now of

anyboday else who has. most people dont know how to play poker

slutts. youre

supposed to go for the for of kinds, because you get them so often

and they

pay pretty good. last year i was there i must of gottten 10 for of

a kinkds

and made $30. Give me a bunch of four of a kinds any day and i

wont cry like

a baby for not getting a royal that you nevef get.
weve stayed 2-3 times there on comped and paying up front . MRS

sinclair is

always so nice,like all your people. We were going to sya a week

this

summer. But now my buddys tell me you really screwed around the

machines and

made them tighter. even if I get 100 fourof a kinds in a real

good, i wont

get as much monye and will loses. Don forsythe says, your and

idiot to play

there, green. go to tje palms. but I like you gyes better thean

the palms

becuase your people and MS. Donna are so nice, but we can't play

and lose on

the mild duces machines. so well have to stay someplace else that

wnats our

business. We play lots of rouleett and $5 BJ and dont get pointss

for that.

Whats the point of staying at a real nice place even if its free

and all the

food you can eat is free--if you can't play the games.

Everybody tells me that the games are really tit at the Coasts.

Except BC.

But the BC is way tooo fancy for us and its on the noisy stripper.

can you please tell me if youll chgange back all the slutts at the

suncoast

to what it was like last year so we can play there the first week

in may ?

ยทยทยท

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, richardrick7@a... wrote:

thnaks you

Sicnerely,

Richard a. Green

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