Now a good thing happened to me recently , when a
drunk good looking female
hipster dropped her cigarette, bent over , and I
could see the full Monty as
she forgot to wear panties !
Not quite the same, but I was playing $1 3-play at the Venetian several years ago about 1am, and an attractive well-dressed lady sat down & started playing next to me. After about 5 minutes, she asked me how I was doing, and then asked "Would you be interested in some adult entertainment?" I answered "I thought that was what I was doing." 
A guy's gotta have his priorities, and I guess that told me where mine are.
-BG
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