Ode to a Frustrated VP Hustler
Oh, what a nasty and bitter shame, it is,
That now there is more than one VP whiz!
If things were only as they used to be.
Before Bob, Jean, Dan and our vpFREE!
All VP Software geniuses should be forever banned.
If it's not voluntary, make it the law of the land!
We know who's at fault for the demise of good VP.
It's very obvious for all smart players to see.
If we could only go back ten years in time,
We'd find FP VP in denoms. from dollar to dime!
All the "rec players" should have been kept in the dark.
Why should they profit when they just play for a lark?
If the hustlers can learn to push buttons with their feet,
They can play three machines, without leaving their seat!
I think that we should leave the way, free and clear,
for all VP hustlers to gather, from far and from near.
They'd be happy then at WYNN, Orleans or the new best play,
without the being pestered by a "flea" even once, all day! (-:
~Babe~
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--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "shortpaydan" <shortpaydan@> wrote:
....it's a gigantic KNOWLEDGEABLE PLAYER BASE thats killing (already
killed) 95% of all the good plays. 15 years ago, before VP classes,
optimum play books/software and web sites, No one had a problem with
tying up two fast 5$ FPDW machines with a half% % slot club........
.......Too many KNOWLEDGEABLE PLAYERS means rapidly decreasing plays
equals any great play, unless its kept secret, will die almost
immediatly. Get used to it!.........
In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "paladingamingllc" < wrote:
The Las Vegas Video Poker Hustler's Credo: If you don't burn it
down, someone else will...........
.......Excellent post, and I agree 100%. I would add in the same
vein that too many people know how to play at least colorably close
to optimally as well. You might want to consider how this little
factoid came to be ;).
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