In a message dated 2/27/2007 11:28:20 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,
john.douglass@yahoo.com writes:
All advantage players on said database will be shipped to Area 51 and used
as alien cadeavors.
JT, take it from there... 
路路路
Drew Sterling <vpdeuces@yahoo.com> wrote:
I told you it was a trap! Now everyone who played them is in some
sort of database!
(And, as before, I'm just kidding. I think.)
..............................
"Welcome to The Ranch Resort and Casino. I'm Twylia Stepford Boyd. The Boyd
Group is a family run..."
"Look! I didn't choose to come here and I demand an explanation about why I
was..."
"We are a family run business and want you to win win..."
"What you've done to me is illegal. Your security thugs at Orleans
handcuffed me, took me into the back room, beat me, put me on a bus then an airplane
with no windows. I demand you give me a phone so I can call Las Vegas Metro
police and..."
"We hope you enjoy your.. your... your... opps.. stay here. I don't know why
I get stuck sometimes. I see in my brain an error mesage, 'loop de doop' or
something. Now. The Boyd Group is a family run business. Now. What type of
games do you like playing mister?...."
"Crimm. Mickey Crimm."
"Good. What is your slot card number Mr Crimm?"
"I don't know. It's ...."
"I have it right here. 4458834. From now on we'll call you by that name sir."
"Oh please. My friends call me "44"
"Brahahahahahaha Mr 4458834. You have such a fine sense of humor. Perhaps
you'd like to entertain the other guests before our dinner show."
"I just want out of here OK??"
"We have a great show following dinner... The Little People Circus always do
such amazing feats. It's as if they're from a different galaxy or something.
"You aren't going to get away with this. I demand..."
"Our chef, Marc Stepford Boyd is preparing a fine meal like usual, Roast
Paladin along with a special chunky style Bob Dancer Caesar Salad. and tonight
a special dessert... Jean Scott Frugal Plum Pudding "
"...... "
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