One of my friends on this board (who will remain nameless and a friend,
I suppose) has threatened to post this if I didn't. I'm reminded of
BD's threat from Shirley which made him include the story of the club
royal coupon in MDVP:
Last night after a long and frustrating session of triple-play NSUD's
at my local reservation casino, I plunked a twenty into a quarter
progressive slot. I was left with a $.25 TITO ticket, which I shoved
into a $.01 100-play and very short pay vp machine. I played 25 hands
of DB at $.01, held the 10 J of clubs, and drew a royal which paid
$2.50.
There. Now you know.
I used several words from my vocabulary shortly thereafter.