In a message dated 12/15/2006 2:37:18 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,
paladingamingllc@yahoo.com writes:
well, Bob, if you're
an industry consultant, that's what you're supposed to do. Problem is,
you bill yourself first as a professional player. I'm not seeing that
The nurse enters JT's room at the sanitarium with a horse size dosage of his
evening sleeping medication and turns on the TV to a Hold'em tourney. JT
begins to drool as the medicine takes effect and mumbles about wanting to watch
football because John Madden is his favorite announcer.....
"Hi folks, John Madden, here at the World Series of Video Poker. Both
remaining players have been insulting each other during the break. Smack at the
WSOVP occurs just like at the WSOP of Poker.
As the players, "Pali The Unibomber Paladen", and "Bobby Baldwin Dancer
strap on their forehead cams we'd like to send out congrats to third place
finisher, JT The Jokster JT for winning three point seven million dollars in his
efforts. His missing a pair of fours was due to fatigue and not enough
exposure to the end game in big Video Poker Tourneys, so he said.
OK, back to the action with the time level at three seconds. Each player on
opposite sides on a two machine bank have just three seconds to hold the
mathematically correct cards in this most grueling version of Joker Two Pair.
Normally pay outs remain the same but not here in the WSOVP. Each hand has
scrambled pay outs but together they equal 99.9%........
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