I was trying to find that eight digit to the right thing and I got this:
http://wizardofodds.com/general/
Just scoll down about half way and count the Hooters.
I get a dozen.
That is related to the Craps table.
BS
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GRAYTLEEGRAY@... wrote:
I was trying to find that eight digit to the right thing and I got
this:> http://wizardofodds.com/general/
Just scoll down about half way and count the Hooters.
I get a dozen.
That is related to the Craps table.
BS
As official Hooters casino monitor I believe that your are mistaken. I
am surprised Harry Porter wasn't on top of this basic math error. I
remember another Harry saying in the movie "Dumb and Dumber" that is a
nice set of hooters you have there. The nice lady replies... excuse
me? Harry says the owls...
So the important thing to remember is hooters are counted in pairs. So
in that picture... I get six. Harry can you settle this?
So the important thing to remember is hooters are counted in pairs. So
in that picture... I get six. Harry can you settle this?
6 PAIRS of gloves = 12 gloves
6 PAIRS of shoes = 12 shoes
6 PAIRS of hooters = 12 hooters
I don't believe you can count 1/2 pair of scissors. Or is that a
single sciss?
Math lesson done:
dipy911
How does this work with pants?
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On 5/12/06, dipy911 <dipy911@yahoo.com> wrote:
6 PAIRS of gloves = 12 gloves
6 PAIRS of shoes = 12 shoes
6 PAIRS of hooters = 12 hooters
I dont know I am more confused than before now. I can report the
Hooters girls were in their trademark orange shorts when I stopped in
to check out their inventory. And also the VP was all short pay but I
did update my card from the previous casino to their Orange Card, and I
was still in the system. I receive a post card every other week now
offering 3 nights for around $400 for one promotion or the other it
seems. I put thirty or forty points on my card and noticed only about
half were registered by the card counter. I would say that the Hooters
seem a bit endangered in this location as I sighted only about half
their usual number for a normal habitat, although my counting numbers
are obviously suspect as noted previously.
On 5/12/06, dipy911 <dipy911@...> wrote:
> 6 PAIRS of gloves = 12 gloves
> 6 PAIRS of shoes = 12 shoes
> 6 PAIRS of hooters = 12 hooters
How does this work with pants?
Greg wrote:
As official Hooters casino monitor I believe that your are mistaken.
I am surprised Harry Porter wasn't on top of this basic math error. I
remember another Harry saying in the movie "Dumb and Dumber" that is
a nice set of hooters you have there. The nice lady replies...
excuse me? Harry says the owls...
So the important thing to remember is hooters are counted in pairs.
So in that picture... I get six. Harry can you settle this?
I apologize for the delay in my reply. I was in AC for the weekend
where Bev and I were corrupting her neice and husband with their first
casino experience.
As you might expect, VP was a bust whereas 2/4 hold'em was the smash
hit. (To their credit, they came home up a couple hundred 
--- and,
Tom & Jo, before you even comment -- we had enough sense that we
didn't nail them to a Jacks machine ... we gave them a good run at
DDB, reasoning that those 20-something young'ins don't go for the
"slow and steady" <snore> thing. Failure to bag a quad probably had a
lot to do with their vp doldrums.
------
Surreptitiously, I also updated my annual survey on cocktail
waitresses and breast augmentation (exercising great discretion in
sampling procedure). Personally, I'm sorry to report that the
augmented server percentage has climbed by 4% over last year this
time. I'm a real "Mother Nature is a goddess and not to be fooled
with" kinda of guy (probably has much to do with being breast fed
until the age of 5, concurrently watching a lot of TV).
At any rate, given my generally reserved nature (at least as far as
personal habits go), it's rather disconcerting to find myself outed
and called to authoritatively comment.
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Alright ... Greg, you're on the right track here. To put it simply,
hooters travel in pairs. If you're going to make some type of
separation in your counting, you're counting a different breast ...
er, beast.
A post raised "pairs of pants" as a parallel counting question. Hey,
there's no question that the pairs implied are pant legs. You want to
talk about something other than pairs when it comes to pants, you
count the legs.
Now, frankly, I'm hard pressed to understand why anyone who's inclined
to talk about "hooters" would be counting individual breasts -- as if
one of the pairs they first sighted might not actually consist of two
breasts (and even if something other than pairs should be involved,
like it matters to an afficiondo). If you're that drunk, you
shouldn't bother with a census in the first place.
However, if someone is insistent on moving beyond simply looking at a
gaggle of gals and belching out "looka dem hooters!" and is compulsive
enough to do an individual count of breasts, you no longer reference
"hooters". And, if it should happen that it's a buddy at subject
here, I hope you realize that you aren't keeping the best company when
you're looking to pick someone up.
- H.
<No one was looking for a witty one-liner in reply from me, right?>