vpFREE2 Forums

max hands per hour

There was a guy on crack next to me at Ellis Island who hit a Royal. While
waiting to be paid the cocktail waitress walked by and said "Cocktails?" He
said, "Hey baby look at this I hit a Royal" She said in a Mae West type voice,
"So do you want a cocktail now? After he was paid he began muttering "I'm
going to hit a second Royal" over and over. Since he was on crack he played
faster than I've ever seen a machine played. Then he cashed out and muttered
something about "I'm going to hit the Strip" and left.
Drain

In a message dated 2/11/2008 12:14:19 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
greeklandjohnny@aol.com writes:

I've been following the speed thread and although 1800 hph for 24 sure
sounds like a daunting feat, I believe there are machines that can go that fast.

**************The year's hottest artists on the red carpet at the Grammy
Awards. Go to AOL Music.
(http://music.aol.com/grammys?NCID=aolcmp00300000002565)

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

....... Since he was on crack he played faster than I've ever seen a
machine played.

ยทยทยท

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, DRAlNBRAMAGE@... wrote:

=========================================
So THAT'S the secret to pounding out 1800 hands/hour! Just find a
machine with an old, torn seat, and sit on the crack in the plastic!

I guess this is so uncomfortable that you increase your speeed
greatly, so that you can leave. Makes sense to me!

~Babe~