Have you ever heard people say (or said yourself) - "gee, it seems like I do
better on machines with bad payouts?"
Sometimes it does make you wonder about how machines are set and the truth
(or nice white lie) that all VP machines deal a random deck.
At the Palms I've spent many hours playing 9/6 DDB and NSU (alternating a
bit between them usually) on their 5-play machines, with hardly a royal to show
for it. In fact, 2007 was a really bad year for me, with a total of only 4
royals all year long (at any property - not just the Palms where I got 1 of
them).
So when I got a 4x points coupon yesterday at the Palms during their swipe,
I thought, gee, I think I will look somewhere else in the casino to play
(since I've had such bad luck). So I headed to some 3/5 play machines that back
up to the high roller area (outside it). I've only played there once,
because instead of NSU, they have that lower pay table deuces (75 for 5 of a kind,
45 for a SF, 20 for a FH though, etc).
So I start playing 9/6 DDB and pretty soon I'm hitting Aces without a kicker
and other quads, so I go from quarters to $1. Then, bingo, a royal -
holding one lonely King of Clubs. I wait for my money (and ugh W2G) and sit at the
machine next to it to play the ugly deuces for a change. Bingo, a few
minutes later up come 4 deuces. I go back to machine #1 and play for about an
hour, and well...a 2nd Royal! (holding 2 to a royal for a surprise hit)
Now I start plowing a lot of money back as quads suddenly completely vanish.
I'm well past the 10,000 points that get quadrupled for the coupon, but I'm
having fun, so I play and play. I'm sick of DDB, so I switch to bad deuces
on this machine, and quickly hit 4 deuces! But the $ is going really fast
when I go back to DDB as quads vanish for at least an hour or more.
Stubbornly I hang in there, since I'd never hit any quads with a kicker. I'm losing a
whole royal's worth of money! Argh! Why didn't I leave?
And then, about 4 or more hours into play - a 3rd royal appears! (held 3 to
a royal)
Of course I'm a nut, so I keep playing. I cannot believe it is easier to
get royals than a quad with a kicker. In fact, I'm still not getting any
quads.
Finally Aces with a kicker show up, along with Aces without the kicker all
in one hand (another W2G - darn it).
Now you might think I'm crazy, but I'm thinking - "gee, are these machines
better than the ones on the other side of the casino that have NSU?"
Perhaps I am crazy. But here's one more thing. A man sits down 2 machines
over and after awhile he hits a royal at quarters. And then, about half an
hour later on the next machine down, he hits a 2nd royal!
I just can't help but wonder when I think of the hours spent on the Palms
NSU 5-plays without a single set of deuces or a royal, let alone both. And
here I've gotten 2 sets of deuces and 3 royals all in one long session!
Admittedly, I was playing for close to 8 hours by the time I'd finished. That's a
lot longer than my usual 2-hour session. And admittedly, it could be dumb
luck for me (and the guy next to me).
But last year - 4 royals total everywhere. And now, a 3 royals-in-one-day.
Hmmmmm.....
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