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LVRJ - Legal alcohol limit lowers to .08 in NV today
A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling
on the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, can you
spare a dollar?"
The man thinks about the question for a bit and
asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you
going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No, says the bum."
The man then asks the bum, "If I give you a
dollar are you going to use it to gamble?"
"No, says the bum."
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming
home with me so I can show my wife what happens
to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
"Shouldn't offering free drinks to casino patrons be called "beer
pressure."
--VP Pappy
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