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LVA Question of the Day - 25 JUN 2006

In a message dated 6/25/2006 8:06:46 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,
vpfae6128305@Cox.net writes:

<<Q: Regarding your recent question about origins of the
words "jackpot" and "bingo," is it possible to do the
same for the word "keno?">>

Keno was invented by a Chinese gentleman named Harry Wong, no relation to
Harry Porter, Kidd Wong or Stanford Wong. The word "Keno" came into play when
Mr Wong was locked out of his house one night and a passerby asked, "You don't
have a key? He answered, "Key? No" The most noted living expert on Keno is a
descendant of Harry Wong, Keno Lil Wong. She can be read in Gaming Today and
seen at her, Keno Lil's Keno Books and Taxidermy Shop, on Spring Mountain in
the burgeoning new Las Vegas China Town. As an actress he has done cameo
parts in many Hollywood movies. Her dancing ability got her the job as stand-in
for Marsha Clark on the video, "Marsha Clark And The Judge Ito Dancers." She
is also the recorded voice you hear on all casino Keno games.

Miss Lil Wong is currently embroiled in litigation against the Southland
Corporation, owner of all corporate Las Vegas 7-Eleven stores. One evening she
was driving north on Rainbow Blvd and became disoriented. She stopped and
asked for directions to China Town at the 7-Eleven store on the corner of Spring
Mountain. The clerk told her, "Just drive south on Spring Mountain until you
see the buildings with the funny looking roofs." Enraged, Miss Lil Wong fired
back, "You mean the buildings with the Chinese architecture?" The clerk
refused to apologize, thus the lawsuits. The outcome could mean other litigation
by Las Vegas Chinese Americans that would lead to even more houses just south
of downtown becoming law offices, some with Chinese architecture I imagine.

During the day Miss Lil Wong is an associate professor of Keno theory at the
UNLV School of Gaming. Her classes are packed with a three year backlog of
waiting students. Her amazing techniques for extracting a 5% profit from Keno,
a game with a 35% edge in favor of the house, are legendary. In her latest
New York Times best selling book, "Keno Attitude" she states, "Keno is a
beatable game. Think of it as you against the Keno writer. There's one of him, one
of you. You can take him."
JT

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"Keno Attitude" I guess it's on the non fiction list. Can't wait till
it comes out in paperback!

Jeep.....

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During the day Miss Lil Wong is an associate professor of Keno

theory at the

UNLV School of Gaming. Her classes are packed with a three year

backlog of

waiting students. Her amazing techniques for extracting a 5%

profit from Keno,

a game with a 35% edge in favor of the house, are legendary. In

her latest

New York Times best selling book, "Keno Attitude" she states, "Keno

is a

beatable game. Think of it as you against the Keno writer. There's

one of him, one

···

of you. You can take him."
JT

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How do you Henry Wong is in fact my distant uncle!

Kidd Wong

In a message dated 6/25/2006 8:06:46 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,
vpfae6128305@... writes:

<<Q: Regarding your recent question about origins of the
words "jackpot" and "bingo," is it possible to do the
same for the word "keno?">>

Keno was invented by a Chinese gentleman named Harry Wong, no

relation to

Harry Porter, Kidd Wong or Stanford Wong. The word "Keno" came into

play when

Mr Wong was locked out of his house one night and a passerby asked,

"You don't

have a key? He answered, "Key? No" The most noted living expert on

Keno is a

descendant of Harry Wong, Keno Lil Wong. She can be read in Gaming

Today and

seen at her, Keno Lil's Keno Books and Taxidermy Shop, on Spring

Mountain in

the burgeoning new Las Vegas China Town. As an actress he has done

cameo

parts in many Hollywood movies. Her dancing ability got her the job

as stand-in

for Marsha Clark on the video, "Marsha Clark And The Judge Ito

Dancers." She

is also the recorded voice you hear on all casino Keno games.

Miss Lil Wong is currently embroiled in litigation against the

Southland

Corporation, owner of all corporate Las Vegas 7-Eleven stores. One

evening she

was driving north on Rainbow Blvd and became disoriented. She

stopped and

asked for directions to China Town at the 7-Eleven store on the

corner of Spring

Mountain. The clerk told her, "Just drive south on Spring Mountain

until you

see the buildings with the funny looking roofs." Enraged, Miss Lil

Wong fired

back, "You mean the buildings with the Chinese architecture?" The

clerk

refused to apologize, thus the lawsuits. The outcome could mean

other litigation

by Las Vegas Chinese Americans that would lead to even more houses

just south

of downtown becoming law offices, some with Chinese architecture I

imagine.

During the day Miss Lil Wong is an associate professor of Keno

theory at the

UNLV School of Gaming. Her classes are packed with a three year

backlog of

waiting students. Her amazing techniques for extracting a 5% profit

from Keno,

a game with a 35% edge in favor of the house, are legendary. In her

latest

New York Times best selling book, "Keno Attitude" she states, "Keno

is a

beatable game. Think of it as you against the Keno writer. There's

one of him, one

···

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, jt417552@... wrote:

of you. You can take him."
JT

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