In a message dated 10/12/2007 7:17:20 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
public@soundmessage.com writes:
Since that time, in just three months, I've had a $7638 swing into the
negative. Right now, I'm down $3500 for the year. I'm actually playing
more than I did when I got $4K+ into the positive, but I've not hit a single
royal since.
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Your story sounds all so familiar. I was you in all the details until I
found out about the Church of Bob Dancer. It's in a store front in the back of
the shopping center on the north east corner of Tropicana and Pecos. Don't be
dismayed by the run down neighborhood and the dismal surroundings like the
empty nearby stores the wig shops and bars. Reverend Bob has promised to build a
great cathedral rivaling the Crystal Cathedral in Garden Grove California or
at least to rival the Guardian Angel Cathedral just off the strip in the
shadow of the WYNN and sometimes in the shadow of LOU'S, a Chairman Babe Resort.
What takes place at COBD? Reverend Bob's stirring sermons make our losing
streaks vanish. We lose the bondage of imperfect play. Our hearts and minds
become like Reverend Bob.
As you all know Reverend Bob is in intensive gym training so during the
sermons he takes off his shirt to show off his muscles and tattoos. His tattoos
look blurry and drab until he flexes his hulk like mucles. Then Reverend Bob
turns a little green as his mighty chest displays the words, "ROYAL FLUSH NO
DEUCES" and on his back the word "SHIRLEY" appears. She's the lady near the
front door standing by the Bob Dancer products table. We are so inspired we
break out into a doxology of sorts, "Praaaaise Bob from whom all blessings
flooooow..." Then the choir sings the IGT Jackpot song.
This weeks guest minister is JT. You may have wondered where he's been.
Well, he's just returned from intensive study in India. He's mastered the "Way of
The Royal Flush" JT also sports a new title, Professor JT Swami Prabhavananda
Hughes. His triumphal return to Vegas is featured in an in depth article in
the September issue of _http://vpplayer.com/_ (http://vpplayer.com/)
How much does all this cost you ask? We have an offering and Reverend Bob
takes the proceeds and tells us to pray for Royals while he runs down to the
Horseshoe to double it on the craps tables. Sometimes he doesn't come back at
all and we begin to imagine Reverend Bob on a cross with nails in his hands.
Deacon Drain
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