--- In FREEvpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "rsing1111" <rsinger1111@...>
wrote:
1. Sunset Park at Eastern & Sunset (exact location to be identified
by little dicky, and he's in charge of reserving the court if
necessary).
Eight courts, first right off of Sunset heading east. I checked today
and the courts are completely open for Saturday. I tried hitting
against the backboard for awhile and I was pretty bad. On my serve it
took me 4-5 tosses to get one I could hit. It did improve a little so
I don't think I'll look bad come Saturday.
2. Best of 7. We need a ref--anyone like to take that? I'll pay $500
out of the $10k I'll easily win.
That's up to you. The bet is $5K with the rest bet on a bowling match
immediately preceding the tennis match. I'd suggest a best of 5 match
since it's likely the winner will be obvious pretty early on. If it's
good enough for the ATP, it should be good enough for us. Also, I
think the 10 games bowling will be enough to get us a little tired.
3. Winner gets the other's $10,000--to be held by the ref.
$5K.
4. No loopholes/no escapes. If the denyer fails to show or shows and
fails to have the cash required for the bet, he'll face
rehabilitation after getting humiliated in GT soon thereafter.
I'll be there, will the monkey boy?
5. No hag wives in the stands please. If she wants to be there then
she must be on the court with you. You two get killed at the
machines, so losing together isn't really all that big a deal. After
20 minutes of watching she'd be getting the shakes from not gambling
in the casino anyway, so why make your creation suffer any more than
she has to?
Not acceptable, she can't be in the sun.
6. I propose painting a target on dicky's video poker belly so I can
aim for the thing during the game.
I'd say you've gotten in just a tad bit deeper here than you'd have
liked. No crawling away this time. It's 40-love. What say you??
The bowling match will take place at Sam's Town at 8:00AM. Since
Robbie thinks I'm so out-of-shape we'll make it 10 games total
pinfall. We'll bowl on the same pair of lanes, alternating lanes
after each game.
Wives and friends are welcome to attend.
Money ($5K) must be displayed up front. Must be paid before tennis
match begins.
If either party fails to show up he forfeits the money. It must be
paid before the tennis match at 10AM or that match is held up until
payment is obtained.
There you have it. I succumbed to Robbies' incessant babbling. Now
let's see what he does. I'd put pretty good odds on him scrambling.