In a message dated 10/1/2007 2:25:15 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
westie2f@yahoo.com writes:
We are beginning to feel like nomads and are currently in the
market for a pair of low mileage camels.
Just in case you don't know this one. The fellow in Miami bought himself a
camel. He rode it all around town and really enjoyed it. Parked it at
parking meters and came out to find it wasn't even asking for water.
So one day a tourist asked him if it was a male or a female camel. He said,
"I KNOW the answer to that one. It's a male!!"
"How can you tell?" asked the tourist, and the man replied, "for months and
months I've been riding this camel all around Miami beach and every time they
see me coming, someone says, "Look at the schmuck on that camel!!"
Karen
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life, music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer
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